Killed A Rabbit Today
Soft cac!!!!
Should have been a fox........little furry tailed Mo' Fo's!!!!
Kill all animals.......except cats of course............cats are cool!!!!!
PS: KILL THEM.........ESPECIALLY HORSES!!!!!!! GLUE FACTORY CALLING!!!!
Should have been a fox........little furry tailed Mo' Fo's!!!!
Kill all animals.......except cats of course............cats are cool!!!!!
PS: KILL THEM.........ESPECIALLY HORSES!!!!!!! GLUE FACTORY CALLING!!!!
LOL...you wanna get to bed!!!!
Fffffoookinn foxes!! (I love em really)
I love all animals.........wel...maybe not rats and cockroaches, but most other stuff is ok.
Cats are especially cool.....I slept with a lion cub on my bed lastnight....the bloody thing kept trying to bite me!
Fffffoookinn foxes!! (I love em really)
I love all animals.........wel...maybe not rats and cockroaches, but most other stuff is ok.
Cats are especially cool.....I slept with a lion cub on my bed lastnight....the bloody thing kept trying to bite me!
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Mixy is still prevalent in these parts (West of Glasgow).
I've had to put a good few bunnies out of their misery as I find it sad to see and awful when you can see the Buzzards circling but they can't.
Rumour has it that certain farmers are deliberately introducing infected animals to cull the warrens. Like they said it didn't happen with F&M...
There's nothing a decent pest controller with nets and terriers couldn't sort out - sorry, we're not supposed to do that now.
K.
I've had to put a good few bunnies out of their misery as I find it sad to see and awful when you can see the Buzzards circling but they can't.
Rumour has it that certain farmers are deliberately introducing infected animals to cull the warrens. Like they said it didn't happen with F&M...
There's nothing a decent pest controller with nets and terriers couldn't sort out - sorry, we're not supposed to do that now.
K.
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From: Disco, Disco!
Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
Took a day off to do some fencing at home and I was just banging some nails into a post when a rabbit lollops up the road not 3m from me. Rabbits aren't my favourite animals but they don't normally hang around to get things thrown at them.
I followed it and got to within "striking distance" with my hammer, so it was obviously not a well bunny. Looked closely and could see that it had myxomatosis one of it's eyes was pussed up and the other red and rheumy.
Decided against bashing it on the head with the hammer, so went and got my air-rifle and shot it cleanly through the head.
Not seen myxie for many years but hopefully it'll keep some of the local rabbit population down. Don't like seeing them moving around blindly though
I followed it and got to within "striking distance" with my hammer, so it was obviously not a well bunny. Looked closely and could see that it had myxomatosis one of it's eyes was pussed up and the other red and rheumy.
Decided against bashing it on the head with the hammer, so went and got my air-rifle and shot it cleanly through the head.
Not seen myxie for many years but hopefully it'll keep some of the local rabbit population down. Don't like seeing them moving around blindly though
I found myself humming Art Carbunkles 'Bright Eyes' whilst reading this, almost bought a tear to my eye.
Poor Fivel!! (or was it Fiver?)
I watched Watership Down again just last year actually.....it is still a sad film, even though you just know it's a cartoon thingie!
I once hit a hare whilst doing about 120mph (private closed test track of course) the fookin thing just exploded!!! There was just a red fan shaped area on the road where it had been. Knacked my front spoiler and I had bits of meat hanging off my petrol pump and suspension!!!
Sorry.....too much information eh??
I watched Watership Down again just last year actually.....it is still a sad film, even though you just know it's a cartoon thingie!
I once hit a hare whilst doing about 120mph (private closed test track of course) the fookin thing just exploded!!! There was just a red fan shaped area on the road where it had been. Knacked my front spoiler and I had bits of meat hanging off my petrol pump and suspension!!!
Sorry.....too much information eh??
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Originally Posted by martyrobertsdj
I once hit a hare whilst doing about 120mph
http://www.planetofspeed.com/Video/bad_hare_day.mpg
(ffs - give up on the clicky owrd thing
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Reminds me of a tale about my old mate Shug........
Shug's next door neighbours had 2 young girls who kept a pet rabbit called Fluffy in a hutch in their back garden. Shug was a good neighbour and always kept his eye on Ralf (Shug's dog) when he was out in the back garden to make sure he didn't jump the wall and scare Fluffy....
Then one day when his neighbours had gone away for a long weekend, Shug went into his back garden and to his horror found Ralf excitedly shaking his head from side to side with Fluffy in his mouth hanging as limp as only a dead rabbit can hang
He wrestled Fluffy away from Ralf, took him into the house and patched up the damage the best he could. Ralf just looked on confused....
Hurriedly Shug jumped the wall, opened the neighbours rabbit hutch and stuck a very dead Fluffy back in amidst a pile of tussled hay. He left the hutch door wide open in the hope that upon the neighbours return they'd presume that Fluffy had been the victim of a savage Fox attack.
Shug waited the rest of the weekend for his neighbours return and just about coped with the guilt.........
Sunday night, the neighbour knocked on Shug's door.
Neighbour "Alright Shug?"
Shug"Aye, nae bad, did ye hae a good weekend away with the bairns then?"
Neighbour"Aye, but ken the weirdest thing......we took the bairns away to Center Parcs to help take their minds of Fluffy who passed away on Friday. We just got back the now and the feckin deed rabbit's sitting back in it's feckin hutch!! We buried it in the corner of the garden and there's just a feckin big hole where we'd put it......the kids are pure greetin their eyes oot"
True story
Then one day when his neighbours had gone away for a long weekend, Shug went into his back garden and to his horror found Ralf excitedly shaking his head from side to side with Fluffy in his mouth hanging as limp as only a dead rabbit can hang
He wrestled Fluffy away from Ralf, took him into the house and patched up the damage the best he could. Ralf just looked on confused....
Hurriedly Shug jumped the wall, opened the neighbours rabbit hutch and stuck a very dead Fluffy back in amidst a pile of tussled hay. He left the hutch door wide open in the hope that upon the neighbours return they'd presume that Fluffy had been the victim of a savage Fox attack.
Shug waited the rest of the weekend for his neighbours return and just about coped with the guilt.........
Sunday night, the neighbour knocked on Shug's door.
Neighbour "Alright Shug?"
Shug"Aye, nae bad, did ye hae a good weekend away with the bairns then?"
Neighbour"Aye, but ken the weirdest thing......we took the bairns away to Center Parcs to help take their minds of Fluffy who passed away on Friday. We just got back the now and the feckin deed rabbit's sitting back in it's feckin hutch!! We buried it in the corner of the garden and there's just a feckin big hole where we'd put it......the kids are pure greetin their eyes oot"
True story
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lol Rabbits arn't too much of an issue, pheasants on the other hand when doing a low level take off from a hedge as you go past are another matter 
Oh and had a sparrow go down the ram air intake once - that was messy at speed
Rabbits arn't too much of an issue, pheasants on the other hand when doing a low level take off from a hedge as you go past are another matter Oh and had a sparrow go down the ram air intake once - that was messy at speed 
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From: Tellins, Home of Super Leagues finest, and where a "split" is not all it seems.
I remember there being kids in school that oozed puss... if only it was legal to have killed some of them!!!
As for myxomatosis... isnt that something DJ's who work turntables with their feet have?
As for myxomatosis... isnt that something DJ's who work turntables with their feet have?
Maybe SH*T, but I don't care.............
A rabbit goes into a pub
"do you sell toasted sandwiches mate"? he asks
Barman says "yes"
"Right......I'll have a cheese one please"
He eats it.
"Mmmmmmmm nice....I'll have a corned beef one now please"
He eats it.
"Mmmmmmmmm.....I'll have a tuna one please"
He eats it
And drops dead!!
Goes to heaven..............
"What did you die of mate?"
MIXINMETOASTIES!!!!
A rabbit goes into a pub
"do you sell toasted sandwiches mate"? he asks
Barman says "yes"
"Right......I'll have a cheese one please"
He eats it.
"Mmmmmmmm nice....I'll have a corned beef one now please"
He eats it.
"Mmmmmmmmm.....I'll have a tuna one please"
He eats it
And drops dead!!
Goes to heaven..............
"What did you die of mate?"
MIXINMETOASTIES!!!!
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