Amazing isn't it? Assuming the OP is genuine then he's asking for ideas to help him in a very tricky situation that he is clearly finding difficult because he has a heart and cares for this girls feelings no matter what he thinks of the state of the relationship.

Then what? The women in here slate him for being a selfish wimp and say she'd be well rid anyway??

No he isn't doing her or himself any favours by prolonging the inevitable but come on, the guy isn't finding this easy and he gets abuse!!

Good luck Novemberscoob.

 

Yep, he cares for her so much, he's thinking of sending her this link - what a sensitive, caring soul he is.

 

Yes, and you believe that don't you?

 

Make a copy of a P45 and put her name on it. Tell her she can either work her notice or take the rest of the day off - that usually gives people the hint that times up.

EDIT - pants!!! Triple O G beat me to it with the P45 reference

 

Bearing in mind he's a new member, so has presumably joined purely to ask for relationship advice, then yes - I could believe that quite easily.

 

More than likely a member with a second username for such posts. New members don't waltz in here and ask questions of this nature.

 

Thanks for putting me straight, I'm clearly a little naive in the ways of new members and their posting styles

 

Lucy, you're dumped.

 

Damn - I thought I was doing so well

 

Give us her vital stats, a picture would be good too. I'm sure one of the lads on here would love to pop round and service her on your behalf.

 

The sex can still be an option however?

 

Thank you for that spoon, spot on!

PS This is a second username!

 

tell her she is a rabid strap on moose mauler with a face like a witches wart

 

Only if you promise to tell me you love me before and afterwards

 

And squeal like a pig during?

 

Me or you?! Can't promise anything - depends how good you are

 

I'm good, apparently arrogantly good

I did mean me initially as I know you will

 

Then it will be reminiscent of a large pig farm when we get together, as I am pretty amazing myself

 

Might even be the boar of the century.

 

Oh, you do like to ham it up, don't you?!!

 

Only trying to sowend you out.

 

Get a room!

 

It's snort as bad as you think*


* apologies - I know that one is rubbish - it's the best I could do at the time though

 

Oops! Sorry - didn't mean to truffle anyones feathers!!!

 

Snout wrong with it in my book

Anyway, lets get that room where we can pork in peace.

 

Want me to trotter along and find one?

 

Sure, if you swill

 

Stop mucking about, that's not my style, it should be a joint effort

 

i can hear the sound of little piglets feet,
then she'll get a huge rump and it'll all trotter down hill after that..................................... three months time

new user
how do i dump her, she's a pig?

 

Do what I did after 7 years. A bit of dutch courage then tell her the relationship is (and I quote) "****" and that it is time to part.
Go to bed and sleep well as a result of dutch courage. Wake up a single man. Arrange cancelling joint accounts and how mortgage equity will be split. Put the house up for sale (too many memories etc) and get back out in Singlesville. If age is relevant Im 31.

Its a piece of p155 mate. Worked for me... I lodged with a mate for a few months, got back out there then bought me own batchelor pad and boned the few girls from my home town that I hadnt been through prior to the long relationship
I'm now settled with another lass and couldnt be happier If only my liver could say the same