Tried dropping the girlfriend several times and failed as she gets so upset and i end up feeling sorry for her.

Any advise to help me?

Been together 5 years, live together (mortgage)

 

Stop being a wimp??

 

tell her you fancy ******** her mother, also tell the mother.

no going back

 

tell her you sh@gged her mum? doubt she'll be wanting you to feel sorry for her after that....

Have fun.

ohh and grow some ***** lol

 

are you expecting her to move out or you?

if you, just leave. if her pack her bags for her. that would work

 

just do it, it only gets more difficult ............

 

Do your local refuse site not offer a recycling service?

 

Do it the proper manly way





















By text

 

How about: I really fancy a threesome with you and <insert name of willing female>. If she says no, you're a perv, then she's dumped you, and that sorts that problem.

If she says yes, you're sorted, and you'll be able to go through a series of increasingly bizarre fantasies until eventually she gives you the elbow. You might well have a lot of fun until then though!

 

Or hire one of those biplane air signwriters to spell it out in the sky for her....

"Sorry xxxx but you're dumped.....P.S. I wanna nail your mam"

 

Concrete round the feet then roll her off the nearest pier

 

Live together, joint mortgage - i want to keep the house though as i have nowhere else to go!

 

Snigger at all the heroes around here ...

 

Give me your address and a spare key. I'll hop into your bed naked and wait for her to come back. You come in 5 minutes afterwards and catch us. Job done. I want at least £5k if you have to **** me though!

 

Fine, but what do the deeds say? If her name is on those and she isn't prepared to sell out to you, you have a problem.

 

Yes, but that won't get the problem solved.

(And yes, I realise that the real answer is "why don't figure out why you want to dump her rather than just dumping her" but that's way too sensible.)

 

Bye BITCH !!

sorted

 

Can't have any of that can we ?

OK then: "Dump your ho' with Pay&Go".

 

One would hope the soul searching has been done the conclusion was that the relationship was not salvagable rather than he woke up this morning and thought bollox, time to change the bitch for a new one, now to think of a reason?!

 

Why not send an email here: problems@deardeidre.org

Of course, you could always post on here under your real SN name, rather than an alias, then again you could be another one of those odd people who post stuff like this as a wind up.

 

Good to see you're on-message. Proper advice is such a waste of time.

 

That's what I say to my misses every morning on my way off to work.

 

Tell her you're not happy anymore. You've tried to make a go of it but you don't love her anymore. Suggest she go and stay with her mother for a bit.

Or **** some random bird and make sure she finds out

 

Not so easy when she says she cant live without me! Suicide!

 

Just tell her You dont love her anymore. And you cant bear to live in a relationship of lying to her. Tell her you want to remain friends too. Then she'll definetly not want to

Ive sent much worse texts. But I would seriously avoid doing so, until it starts getting nasty.

 

You want me to do it for you ?

Gimme her number

 

1/ During a passionate bout of lovemaking call her by her best friends name as you pass the point of no return.
2/ You could incorporate this into a game of Rodeo Sex where you do the above whilst "Comme les chien" then see how long you can hold on to her after carrying out point 1
3/Bye bye girlfriend..............

 

Hey, I'm trying

Cynical is the new black, after all.

 

I like that, certainly made me chuckle.

Without sounding harsh [which is going to be impossible after the next sentance]. Dump her, with the simple "i don't love you anymore and oh your a ****", then when she tops her self the house is all yours with out the messy 'i'll buy your share business'.

 

Git!

Serious answers please????????