Best way to dump someone?
15 November 2005, 04:32 PM
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Best way to dump someone?
Tried dropping the girlfriend several times and failed as she gets so upset and i end up feeling sorry for her.
Any advise to help me?
Been together 5 years, live together (mortgage)
Any advise to help me?
Been together 5 years, live together (mortgage)
15 November 2005, 04:35 PM
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tell her you sh@gged her mum? doubt she'll be wanting you to feel sorry for her after that....
Have fun.
ohh and grow some *****
lol
Have fun.
ohh and grow some *****
lol
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15 November 2005, 04:45 PM
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How about: I really fancy a threesome with you and <insert name of willing female>. If she says no, you're a perv, then she's dumped you, and that sorts that problem.
If she says yes, you're sorted, and you'll be able to go through a series of increasingly bizarre fantasies until eventually she gives you the elbow. You might well have a lot of fun until then though!
If she says yes, you're sorted, and you'll be able to go through a series of increasingly bizarre fantasies until eventually she gives you the elbow. You might well have a lot of fun until then though!
15 November 2005, 04:53 PM
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Give me your address and a spare key. I'll hop into your bed naked and wait for her to come back. You come in 5 minutes afterwards and catch us. Job done. I want at least £5k if you have to **** me though!
15 November 2005, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Novemberscoob
Live together, joint mortgage - i want to keep the house though as i have nowhere else to go!
15 November 2005, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by RedFive
Snigger at all the heroes around here ...
(And yes, I realise that the real answer is "why don't figure out why you want to dump her rather than just dumping her" but that's way too sensible.)
15 November 2005, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by the moose
Yes, but that won't get the problem solved.
(And yes, I realise that the real answer is "why don't figure out why you want to dump her rather than just dumping her" but that's way too sensible.)
(And yes, I realise that the real answer is "why don't figure out why you want to dump her rather than just dumping her" but that's way too sensible.)
OK then: "Dump your ho' with Pay&Go".
15 November 2005, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by the moose
Yes, but that won't get the problem solved.
(And yes, I realise that the real answer is "why don't figure out why you want to dump her rather than just dumping her" but that's way too sensible.)
(And yes, I realise that the real answer is "why don't figure out why you want to dump her rather than just dumping her" but that's way too sensible.)
15 November 2005, 05:00 PM
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Why not send an email here: problems@deardeidre.org
Of course, you could always post on here under your real SN name, rather than an alias, then again you could be another one of those odd people who post stuff like this as a wind up.
Of course, you could always post on here under your real SN name, rather than an alias, then again you could be another one of those odd people who post stuff like this as a wind up.
15 November 2005, 05:03 PM
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Tell her you're not happy anymore. You've tried to make a go of it but you don't love her anymore. Suggest she go and stay with her mother for a bit.
Or **** some random bird and make sure she finds out
Or **** some random bird and make sure she finds out
15 November 2005, 05:08 PM
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Just tell her You dont love her anymore. And you cant bear to live in a relationship of lying to her. Tell her you want to remain friends too. Then she'll definetly not want to
Ive sent much worse texts. But I would seriously avoid doing so, until it starts getting nasty.
Ive sent much worse texts. But I would seriously avoid doing so, until it starts getting nasty.
15 November 2005, 05:12 PM
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1/ During a passionate bout of lovemaking call her by her best friends name as you pass the point of no return.
2/ You could incorporate this into a game of Rodeo Sex where you do the above whilst "Comme les chien" then see how long you can hold on to her after carrying out point 1
3/Bye bye girlfriend..............
2/ You could incorporate this into a game of Rodeo Sex where you do the above whilst "Comme les chien" then see how long you can hold on to her after carrying out point 1
3/Bye bye girlfriend..............
15 November 2005, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dazzler
Give me your address and a spare key. I'll hop into your bed naked and wait for her to come back. You come in 5 minutes afterwards and catch us. Job done. I want at least £5k if you have to **** me though!
I like that, certainly made me chuckle.
Originally Posted by Novemberscoob
Not so easy when she says she cant live without me! Suicide!