Barking Dogs
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From: 535D M-Sport Touring
Originally Posted by Alas
I'll beat all your noisy dogs etc.
One morning woke up by a noise like a water buffalo doing the can-can on the roof of the house. Honestly thought what ever it was would come through the ceiling. Then there was an almighty scream from up there. Wife volunteered me to go and find out what was causing it.
A bloody peacock
Guy next door had got one and a few pea-hens and they had decided to go walkabout. He came and got it back so I showed him the psycho dog telling him next time the peacock escaped it would probably be returned as a hat.
Noisy b%$%%rds
One morning woke up by a noise like a water buffalo doing the can-can on the roof of the house. Honestly thought what ever it was would come through the ceiling. Then there was an almighty scream from up there. Wife volunteered me to go and find out what was causing it.
A bloody peacock
Guy next door had got one and a few pea-hens and they had decided to go walkabout. He came and got it back so I showed him the psycho dog telling him next time the peacock escaped it would probably be returned as a hat.Noisy b%$%%rds
Seem to remember one of those Two Fat Ladies programs, there was something rustling around in her vegatable patch, she thought it was a pheasant and blew it away with a 12 bore
Turned out it was the neighbours peacock. She invited them round for dinner and apologised for killing it after they had eaten it 
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