Top Ten good sex tips
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From: scotland home of the brave
Originally Posted by Fuzz
Smoke the white owl.. 
I was wrong on theparting the readsea thing, wasn't at all what I thought it to be, so I retract what I said earlier of having "been there"
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I was wrong on theparting the readsea thing, wasn't at all what I thought it to be, so I retract what I said earlier of having "been there"
Andy
u shall part and liberate the hole and make it juicer
and wetter and make the lady release her prisoner( ***)
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From: sheffield
it is the wrong time to say
wow, your **** look big in this
11, don't start waxing her back,
and say
wow, your **** look big in this
11, don't start waxing her back,
and say
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I have always found it has heightened the pleasure for both.
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You men are so backwards we women are just happy with a 30 minute or so male that knows where the *li* is. Sometimes a quickie is nice sometimes an all night session is called for there are no rules its meant to be fun
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From: The poliotical wing of Chip Sengravy.
My missus suggested I get a book on clitoral stimulation to help us both along in bedroom. 3 hrs in WH Smith and I still couldn't find a copy 
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From: scotland home of the brave
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My missus suggested I get a book on clitoral stimulation to help us both along in bedroom. 3 hrs in WH Smith and I still couldn't find a copy
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***** easy, rub some nice spit or oil over the **** and skin round it etc, and gently stroke the ****, rub it slowly then fast, then u see the lady shaking and breathing hard and stomach going up and down
haha its cool, then poke one finger in while the other rubs it etc
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From: sheffield
Originally Posted by nyscooby
tell her to go out and then invite her sister round, and her mother, get them all over.....
Get some vegetable oil and have a party
Get some vegetable oil and have a party
i thought you was gonna say get some vegetable oil and cook em
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
dip your finger in cocaine and shove it up her *** when she comes - she will hit the roof. If you don't have any cocaine, just wipe your dick on the curtains - she will hit the roof anyway
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From: scotland home of the brave
Originally Posted by fast bloke
... then u see the lady shaking and breathing hard and stomach going up and down..........
you will know she is faking
Why do you need spit or oil moses? No juice?
you will know she is faking
Why do you need spit or oil moses? No juice?
i do it alot of time, so a woman def needs juiced with oil and stuff
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From: The poliotical wing of Chip Sengravy.
do it alot of time, so a woman def needs juiced with oil and stuff
moses you old luuurve machine.
did your missus run out of fanny batter?
WD40 is quite good
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