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23 February 2005, 09:53 PM
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Find a woman is a good start.
One that doesn't require paying is an obvious bonus.
Still warm another few bonus points.
Sober even.
If not sit on your hand for ten minutes and pretent its one of the above.
One that doesn't require paying is an obvious bonus.
Still warm another few bonus points.
Sober even.
If not sit on your hand for ten minutes and pretent its one of the above.
23 February 2005, 09:56 PM
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If not sit on your hand for ten minutes and pretent its one of the above
23 February 2005, 10:01 PM
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Get her to sit on both hands for 10 minutes and she wont be able to push you off - now that is a top tip.
also, sit on her head using a pillow for 20 miniuts, then roger her while she's unconcious.
she won't have a fcuckin clue who's doing it
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23 February 2005, 10:01 PM
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start with carressing her sweet neck and gentle nibbles on the side of her neck to the back, lift her hair u and nibble and kiss the back of her neck and use your tongue, work up to her ears and bite them gently and nibble them , sweet kisses on the front of their nose and lick from the skin to the forehead and kiss their eyes.
kisses on the side of their lips and woman luv a bite on their chin gently and kisses and suck on it and pull her bottom lip in your mouth and bite it and suck it and tongues etc.
tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
u next
by the way they call me the romeomujahid
the romeo freedomfighter
one of my pals her grandfather was mexican and and grandma was a white english woman, my pal had mexican blood and was dark and beautiful, a latino, a scoobyowner and the same club as me yrs ago the carsurfer, andybond and pwig were their too
she used to call me a sexy terrorista, used to make me feel so cool
kisses on the side of their lips and woman luv a bite on their chin gently and kisses and suck on it and pull her bottom lip in your mouth and bite it and suck it
and tongues etc.tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
u next
by the way they call me the romeomujahid
the romeo freedomfighter one of my pals her grandfather was mexican and and grandma was a white english woman, my pal had mexican blood and was dark and beautiful, a latino, a scoobyowner and the same club as me yrs ago the carsurfer, andybond and pwig were their too
she used to call me a sexy terrorista, used to make me feel so cool
23 February 2005, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
start with carressing her sweet neck and gentle nibbles on the side of her neck to the back, lift her hair u and nibble and kiss the back of her neck and use your tongue, work up to her ears and bite them gently and nibble them , sweet kisses on the front of their nose and lick from the skin to the forehead and kiss their eyes.
kisses on the side of their lips and woman luv a bite on their chin gently and kisses and suck on it and pull her bottom lip in your mouth and bite it and suck it and tongues etc.
tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
u next
by the way they call me the romeomujahid the romeo freedomfighter
one of my pals her grandfather was mexican and and grandma was a white english woman, my pal had mexican blood and was dark and beautiful, a latino, a scoobyowner and the same club as me yrs ago the carsurfer, andybond and pwig were their too
she used to call me a sexy terrorista, used to make me feel so cool
kisses on the side of their lips and woman luv a bite on their chin gently and kisses and suck on it and pull her bottom lip in your mouth and bite it and suck it
and tongues etc.tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
u next
by the way they call me the romeomujahid
the romeo freedomfighter one of my pals her grandfather was mexican and and grandma was a white english woman, my pal had mexican blood and was dark and beautiful, a latino, a scoobyowner and the same club as me yrs ago the carsurfer, andybond and pwig were their too
she used to call me a sexy terrorista, used to make me feel so cool
That might work on guys at the back of the Barras, but were talking classy chicks.
23 February 2005, 10:18 PM
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kisses on the side of their lips and woman luv a bite on their chin gently and kisses and suck on it and pull her bottom lip in your mouth and bite it and suck it and tongues etc.
tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
and tongues etc.tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
23 February 2005, 10:26 PM
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start with carressing her sweet neck and gentle nibbles on the side of her neck to the back, lift her hair u and nibble and kiss the back of her neck and use your tongue, work up to her ears and bite them gently and nibble them , sweet kisses on the front of their nose and lick from the skin to the forehead and kiss their eyes.
kisses on the side of their lips and woman luv a bite on their chin gently and kisses and suck on it and pull her bottom lip in your mouth and bite it and suck it and tongues etc.
tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
kisses on the side of their lips and woman luv a bite on their chin gently and kisses and suck on it and pull her bottom lip in your mouth and bite it and suck it and tongues etc.
tell them to lay back and give them a foot senstation, suck their toes and bite their heals etc and work it up to their legs and inner thighs
I was with you all the way there (except for the licking of the forehead
)oh and the sucking of toes
The rest certainly works.. when I get the chance.
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23 February 2005, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
moses, any chance you could nip down south and give me one? - after reading that I'M GAGGING
lol mj u a woman i always thought u were a guy
, your welcome 
but not out of marriage luv, only if u are a woman that is plus im away in scotland lol @ fuzz i like it bud
that sayinglightning this is for classy chicks
fuzz mate u ever been kissed with wetlips on the forehead man awesome womans toes are awesome , specially nice fit and soft feet
and ankles lol @ franx , well tyson eats ears and i dont, i kiss and nibble them
woman luv kisses on the sides of their hips and tummy were the ribs are and back, in the middle of the arms , whatever that part is called the sideys kidney bits and rib bits above the hips
23 February 2005, 10:38 PM
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one more thing, woman dont like men suckling their teats for too long, they get irritated, if they move u somewhere else or your hand, that means caress their not on their teats
and kiss and bite their backs, some woman like a right hard bite , some like their hair pulled and rough
be rough sometimes, woman luv that sometimes be gentle
i was born to be a luv machine i would have loved a thousand wives, i was made to worship God and pls a woman
and kiss and bite their backs, some woman like a right hard bite , some like their hair pulled and rough
be rough sometimes, woman luv that
sometimes be gentlei was born to be a luv machine
i would have loved a thousand wives, i was made to worship God and pls a woman
23 February 2005, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
digging the nails in and gently scratching their back works well to
Andy
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yes thats what i mean being rough and stuff
lol u getting me all hot and bothered mate, my wife is on hols, so pls im out of here, i wanna make luv to a nice woman now
u ever noticed when u make luv to a woman good, when she is asking for forgiveness and to stop,makes u feel like a king
the king of loverssee the first time is just a warm up for me, so may shoot in 10 to 15 mins, but after that im a monster i last for ages , maybe its a mental thing i seem to be better after the first time, do u ever get that or is it my young age
23 February 2005, 11:02 PM
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see the first time is just a warm up for me, so may shoot in 10 to 15 mins, but after that im a monster i last for ages , maybe its a mental thing i seem to be better after the first time, do u ever get that or is it my young age
32 this year
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23 February 2005, 11:04 PM
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tips
1, you are not in your impreza, and the traffic lights, ITS not whos first
2, don't call out another girls name
3, don't call out your best mates name
4, don't shout out GOAL
5, never say am I in? i can't feel a thing
6, never say TO the girl wow! you're so big (down there)
7, never say thank you afterwards
8, remember to dispose of your rubber
9, don't snore
10, and GUYS don't fake it, its not worth it
tips for feeling bad time
1, beat your impreza of 4.6 secs
2,going for the texas bronco? hold her hair tight (obviously from behind) and say hey you remind me of my ex. , and try to stay on whilst she angrily trys to get you off
3, say you gotta be quick as the match is on soon
4, make HER sleep on the wet patch
5, when shes on all fours put a newspaper/mag on her back to read
6, ask her how much is it
7, if she gets a mouth full, for a angry dragon effect slap her on the back of her head
8, remember the offside rule
9, say you don't fancy fish tonight
10, compare her with all your exes.
and for some of you,
when finished remember to let the air out.
1, you are not in your impreza, and the traffic lights, ITS not whos first
2, don't call out another girls name
3, don't call out your best mates name
4, don't shout out GOAL
5, never say am I in? i can't feel a thing
6, never say TO the girl wow! you're so big (down there)
7, never say thank you afterwards
8, remember to dispose of your rubber
9, don't snore
10, and GUYS don't fake it, its not worth it
tips for feeling bad time
1, beat your impreza of 4.6 secs
2,going for the texas bronco? hold her hair tight (obviously from behind) and say hey you remind me of my ex. , and try to stay on whilst she angrily trys to get you off
3, say you gotta be quick as the match is on soon
4, make HER sleep on the wet patch
5, when shes on all fours put a newspaper/mag on her back to read
6, ask her how much is it
7, if she gets a mouth full, for a angry dragon effect slap her on the back of her head
8, remember the offside rule
9, say you don't fancy fish tonight
10, compare her with all your exes.
and for some of you,
when finished remember to let the air out.
23 February 2005, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
20 mins rest after the first go is enough to get "ahem" feeling back and your away.
32 this year
Andy
32 this year
Andy
lol true
see my problem is the first time i get too excited and sensitive so it shoots sometimes in 10 mins and sometimes even more like 20 mins or a lil more, i dont know why, i think its mental, but after that the 2nd 3rd and on it gets better for mesee i eat alot of eggs, fish and honey and dates, they are a natural viagra anyway, so helps, i hope i dont suffer that problem some get after 30 i hear it goes a lil soft and doesnt keep up too long , that will be murder.
i made a mistake once i said to my wife while doing something, i wish i had another wife too , coz u get tired too quick, wallop and fight we had
23 February 2005, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
tips
1, you are not in your impreza, and the traffic lights, ITS not whos first
2, don't call out another girls name
3, don't call out your best mates name
4, don't shout out GOAL
5, never say am I in? i can't feel a thing
6, never say TO the girl wow! you're so big (down there)
7, never say thank you afterwards
8, remember to dispose of your rubber
9, don't snore
10, and GUYS don't fake it, its not worth it
tips for feeling bad time
1, beat your impreza of 4.6 secs
2,going for the texas bronco? hold her hair tight (obviously from behind) and say hey you remind me of my ex. , and try to stay on whilst she angrily trys to get you off
3, say you gotta be quick as the match is on soon
4, make HER sleep on the wet patch
5, when shes on all fours put a newspaper/mag on her back to read
6, ask her how much is it
7, if she gets a mouth full, for a angry dragon effect slap her on the back of her head
8, remember the offside rule
9, say you don't fancy fish tonight
10, compare her with all your exes.
and for some of you,
when finished remember to let the air out.
1, you are not in your impreza, and the traffic lights, ITS not whos first
2, don't call out another girls name
3, don't call out your best mates name
4, don't shout out GOAL
5, never say am I in? i can't feel a thing
6, never say TO the girl wow! you're so big (down there)
7, never say thank you afterwards
8, remember to dispose of your rubber
9, don't snore
10, and GUYS don't fake it, its not worth it
tips for feeling bad time
1, beat your impreza of 4.6 secs
2,going for the texas bronco? hold her hair tight (obviously from behind) and say hey you remind me of my ex. , and try to stay on whilst she angrily trys to get you off
3, say you gotta be quick as the match is on soon
4, make HER sleep on the wet patch
5, when shes on all fours put a newspaper/mag on her back to read
6, ask her how much is it
7, if she gets a mouth full, for a angry dragon effect slap her on the back of her head
8, remember the offside rule
9, say you don't fancy fish tonight
10, compare her with all your exes.
and for some of you,
when finished remember to let the air out.
haha i like it bud
23 February 2005, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
2 times is usually enough for me.
It's a jaffa after that...
Andy
It's a jaffa after that...
Andy
its always harder to convice a lady to do it again after the first time, i need to beg for it so many times
