lol that was a funny one to let the air out haha blow up doll if no one understands

notorious did u cheat or are u talking about mrs palms aka right palms and left

 

mate thats the holy prophet moses peace be upon him, i aint good enuff to tie his shoe laces.






im moses the scotsman, i only part legs and dive

 

If that's what i think it then yep I have....


Andy

 

what was that for mate, did i miss something

 

mate thats the holy prophet moses peace be upon him, i aint good enuff to tie his shoe laces.






im moses the scotsman, i only part legs and dive

Chuckle!!

 

i know a special way to make the your gf/wife cry during sex.














ring her up!

 

Come on Moses

I'm sure he refers to a Ginger Minge being a scot I would have thought you may have

I haven't but I've heard Ginger birds stink downstairs, that said I am Ginger curious

 

haha

nice one mate


u know what, always ask your lady if she wants a shoulder massage coz she has a headache, she will say to u , what headache, thats the time to dive in, their will be no excuses unless she says its a back pain

 

LOL...moses...you crack me up man!!!! lmao

 

Parting the red sea..

Not SURE what it means but have an idea....


Andy

 

We all know the rules, ginger f***y, smelly box!

Moses may have parted the Red Sea, but if he did, his fingers probably still stink!

 

lol no woman stinks if she looks after herself mate, should wash after a pee and keep it clean down under, all shaven 100%

and i always wanted a redheaded wife, i think their awesome pure redheads, the irish look and also their a dying race, not many about its sad

these are fake redheads though




this is a real one angie everheart

 

and for some of you guys




baa = means not tonight
meeeaaaa = means only a quickie

 

mate i dont like anyone joking about the holy prophet moses, he is so dear to my heart and its blasphemy, when people joke about my name and the prophets, its sad, they should just keep it to me as in scots moses not the holy prophet, im scum compared to him


God forgive me thats why i had to divert the joke, coz im a parter of legs and moses and the redheads bush not the burning bush

i hate religious jokes so goldie pls keep it clean i beg thee pls

 

I just make a Hormone ................... I don't pay her!!

Pete

 

lol i like it and it will keep u warm too

 

u mean u sell hormone growth is your wee man not working haha

 

You don't ever want a burning bush. If you do get it, get to the chemists as quick as possible or down the clinic at least!

 

As it's past the watershed

A lightly oiled index finger in the back door during doggy, never had a complaint yet, more often an invite into said back room

 

if your names rooney

and shes not too wet tonight







pick a scab

 

rooney is getting a good wage, he is on 50 grans hee hee u get it bud

 

hmm what if by mistake u forget to wash it and suck your fingers, thats **** in your mouth , u can call it chock dip haha

 

Never been one for sucking fingers or toes, what a waste when there is so much more on offer, you cant beat a good nip, lip or bean,

How long until this is vaped??

 

somebody told me about ugly girls once






















you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire

 

I was giving oral sex once ...... you need to be careful though ......

One slip of the tongue and you are in the ****!!!

Pete

 

If you dont mind a "smoke" I have always found it has heightened the pleasure for both.

 

DID he enjoy it pete?

 

haha nice one

and pslewis who have u being giving a bj too haha just kidding bud u mean cunninglingus , im being posh here
and well when u did slip to her other hole, could u tell what she had beforehand a curry or a fish supper haha

 

lol we said it the same time bud haha nice one

 

Smoke the white owl..


I was wrong on theparting the readsea thing, wasn't at all what I thought it to be, so I retract what I said earlier of having "been there"


Andy