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quote : "I did warn you about buying that plutonium cushion"
??????? New contender for lamest quip of the thread by juan.
You were doing so well up till that point. Stick around you might learn something.
??????? New contender for lamest quip of the thread by juan.
You were doing so well up till that point. Stick around you might learn something.
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quote : " think most people have given up on it apart from a hardcore few namely:-
NACRO
juan
ajm"
add to that list matt2K the Impreza owning self confessed chavster!
NACRO
juan
ajm"
add to that list matt2K the Impreza owning self confessed chavster!
Originally Posted by Matt_Turbo_2000
How long do you think you can keep this post going for? Surely you must be running out of insults by now boys?
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We can keep it going for as long as we want. Countering ajms fanciful and offensive posts with logic and unarguable facts guarantees a response every time. The insults come only from ajm on the main part, and are a sign of his frustration
Originally Posted by NACRO
We can keep it going for as long as we want. Countering ajms fanciful and offensive posts with logic and unarguable facts guarantees a response every time. The insults come only from ajm on the main part, and are a sign of his frustration


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quote : "As you said yourself NACRO, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
Indeed it is and I think you'll find I said it first meaning of course the flattery is all in my direction.
Indeed it is and I think you'll find I said it first meaning of course the flattery is all in my direction.
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Tel I don't know what gave you that idea, I'm a sadist and therefore prefer to be the spanker rather than the spankee.
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Actually I don't really 'dig' (pun intended) that at all ID. If you'd read what I'd put you'd see I'm a S+M fan.
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quote : "and whats wrong with a nice kiss and cuddle?"
She got that as well, after I'd given her behind a good hiding..........you'd be surprised how many women like that sort of thing.
Of course we all know that the average British guys prefers to be dominated, leaving plenty of sub girls for us real men.
She got that as well, after I'd given her behind a good hiding..........you'd be surprised how many women like that sort of thing.
Of course we all know that the average British guys prefers to be dominated, leaving plenty of sub girls for us real men.
Originally Posted by TelBoy
****, musta mis-read it elsewhere.
EddScott - don't be daft!! Kiss and cuddle??! Pfft!!

EddScott - don't be daft!! Kiss and cuddle??! Pfft!!

Last edited by ajm; May 26, 2004 at 10:15 AM. Reason: to correct a spelling anomaly!
Originally Posted by TelBoy
****, musta mis-read it elsewhere.
NACRO - Do we get to see any pics of this Kataya bird or was it extra for photos?
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quote : "The first person to coin a phrase too!"
Being deliberately obtuse? I imagine it isn't deliberate, you just can't help it
In terms of this thread you sap, I got it in first.
Let's recap ajm's recent failures- he imitates me- poorly, then when the boot is on the other foot and I demonstrate how easy it is to turn the argument around by copying he then copies me saying "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"- priceless stuff.
Don't you realise you are hoist by your own petard ajm?
As for my stalker I'm genuinely touched he cares so much. Perhaps we could have a little cheerleading team of NACR0's, NARCOS etc. It feeds my already swollen ego very nicely.
Being deliberately obtuse? I imagine it isn't deliberate, you just can't help it

In terms of this thread you sap, I got it in first.
Let's recap ajm's recent failures- he imitates me- poorly, then when the boot is on the other foot and I demonstrate how easy it is to turn the argument around by copying he then copies me saying "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"- priceless stuff.
Don't you realise you are hoist by your own petard ajm?
As for my stalker I'm genuinely touched he cares so much. Perhaps we could have a little cheerleading team of NACR0's, NARCOS etc. It feeds my already swollen ego very nicely.
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BTW I'm off for lunch shortly, I'll give you a report when I get back.
I'm still waiting for all the stale sandwich reports from you plebs!
I'm still waiting for all the stale sandwich reports from you plebs!
It looks like you are having trouble distinguishing between humour, sarcasm and serious statements NACRO. I am feeding you a mixture of all three to see what happens. The results are quite amusing so far!
I will be looking for quality in the lunch report , although realistically I am not expecting it to better my breakfast report.
I will be looking for quality in the lunch report , although realistically I am not expecting it to better my breakfast report.
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It looks like you are having trouble distinguishing between humour, sarcasm and serious statements ajm. I am feeding you a mixture of all three to see what happens. The results are quite amusing so far!
et tu brute
et tu brute
Good Morning,
Professor Suck here. And how is zee patient this morning? Any better? Is he responding to zee teatments at all? Ah, nien, it appears not. He still is in ze delusional state by vich he believes he is a king of something.
Maybe ve must start on ze electro-shock therapy treatments to ze ********* if zere is no improvement soon?
PS
Professor Suck here. And how is zee patient this morning? Any better? Is he responding to zee teatments at all? Ah, nien, it appears not. He still is in ze delusional state by vich he believes he is a king of something.
Maybe ve must start on ze electro-shock therapy treatments to ze ********* if zere is no improvement soon?
PS




and whats wrong with a nice kiss and cuddle?