my PC can fight your PC

 

Silence. The King is speaking...

Oh oui il est vrai
Je suis une merde, mais je suis également le Roi
Je suis le roi de la merde

Tenez-vous avant moi et sentez mon souffle pour l'arome de la merde

 

lol

what rubbish

 

Oh yes it is true
I am a ****, but I am the King
I am the king of ****.
Stand before me and smell my breath for the smell of ****.

 

Very good imlach. You get a gold star

 

Oh btw the whole thead I mean rubbishwise, great fun lol

 

The whole thing is descending into Cha0s.............................


Have to agree though the fake NACR0 with only a few posts is truly the king of ****.

I love having my own doppleganger- did you know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

NACR0 (with a zero), a good effort but in order to impersonate NACRO you need to come across a lot more loathsome. Here, let me try...

<NACRO>
Morning losers. Thought you would be interested in knowing that I have just returned from an exquisite petite dejeuner, hosted in an extravagant venu with a picture perfect outlook of the Pyrenees. Freshly squeezed juices, a selection of fruit and croissants and unusually extravagant truffle filled crepe to tease my gourmet pallet. Conversation was convivial yet high level and conducted mainly in French to a standard many of you could only hope for. Of course all of this was paid for by the multi-national oil company for which I work.

The whole meal was made even better thinking about the rest of you idiotic drones leaving your low rent estates bound for grease stained cafes for breakfast where you contemplate yet another day of abject drudgery stretching out before you.

After the meal I took the opportunity to address the M3 to some of the finest driving roads to bless the earth with a vigour and joie de vive that only a wealthy, fit young man in the prime of his life could muster. The M3 (in perfect condition and with enviable provenance by the way) was a true joy to behold as it's handling made a mockery of my tin can runaround impreza through the foothills of the Pyrenees.

All this before strolling into the office where I will spend the better half of the day being paid vast amounts of money to slap down the likes of ajm, Jye and Uncle Suck and all other wannabe contenders to my throne. The rage and hurt you must be feeling as you realise how pitiful your lives are in comparison to mine gives me a warm glow inside.

Read it and weep you sorry little losers.
</NACRO>

There... how did I do? Was I loathsome?

 

Speak for yourself, I doubt (all of) the "rest of scoobynet" are getting so wound up and defensive as you. Typical Brit getting bolshy as long as his mates are there to back him up

What's IPTC? Is that the group of Scots that bent over and lifted their kilts waiting for the English to take them over?

 

Good effort ajm, you are starting to get into the spirit of things now.


Keep dreaming perhaps one day it could be you! Apart from being a fit young man of course.


BTW you don't eat truffle for breakfast.

 

10K+ views and this thread is still on top,

as I said earlier (only once mind you!)

"It's good to be king"

LOL

 

Thank you NACRO, but moreso for the unwitting confession that anyone can do what you do on here, for if I can do it others can too!


You do if you can afford it.

Now now big head, not forgetting to aportion credit to the rest of the contributors...

 

quote : "Thank you NACRO, but moreso for the unwitting confession that anyone can do what you do on here, for if I can do it others can too"


Oh dear, I think you read a little more into my comments than was actually there. Still it's sweet that you seek my approval.

Anyone could do a lame pastiche such as that, it's more a case of why bother, all that effort tsk tsk, you really must try less hard!

Nobody in their right mind eats truffles for breakfast even if they can afford them, if you'd ever eaten them you'd know why.

Credit where credit is due though as far as most of the other contributors go, if there weren't any fish in the barrel what would I have to shoot (you'll like that analogy)

 

Morning NACRO, glad to hear you enjoyed breakfast, almost matches my invigorating drive through countless MPV's to the cultural centre piece of England commonly know as Birmingham.....

 

...and it all ended happily ever after.

 

Less than an hour into play and you are already making a clumsy backtrack! As I have just demonstrated, anyone can churn out loathsome claptrap on the internet. You are nothing special.

p.s. I am the king. See? Easy isn't it!

 

Waahoo!

She's still going strong

 

All you've demonstrated is an ability to copy (poorly) someone else.

The skill comes in having the idea in the first place, you are the bootleg beatles (deformed, talentless, freak show) to my genuine fab four.

As I said earlier imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Now if you really want to prove your 'skills' then start an alter ego and get people's knickers in a twist in a similar way to yours are now.

 

BTW 10.5K views and still on top, will this thread ever die?

Only when I choose it to end................muhahahahaha

 

We are in esteemed company then. You now claim you are the first ever internet troll, a claim that is making the transgression from fanciful to delusional. Mental illness isn't funny, but its effects on you are nothing short of hilarious!

 

Spot on ajm.

It would be difficult to to tell you apart.

Nacro is not the King, merely the jester

 

quote : "Nacro is not the King, merely the jester"

About the first insightful thing I've seen you say on the thread juan.

ajm said : "You now claim you are the first ever internet troll, a claim that is making the transgression from fanciful to delusional"

No that's just the connotation you have inferred. What I claimed was something entirely different. One doesn't have to be the first of breed to move the game on and refine the technique. Although as you are clearly an unimaginative clod I wouldn't expect you to realise that.

 

You know looking at the threads at the top of the board ATM I seem to be dominating the place somewhat. The rest of you really need to pull your fingers out (I dread to think where you've got them stuck at the moment ) and try to get a life.

Good job I'm off on holiday again.

 

But its only fun twisting your knickers nackers, well when Kataya's not doing it for us



(Summary of research into troll characteristics on page 24 of this behemoth by the way)

 

Its an unavoidable inference from what you wrote. If you meant something different then you need to explain yourself more carefully, although it is more likely this is yet another backtrack.

As for refining "the technique", I think you have got as far as you are going to get. You should probably bow out gracefully and let someone with some real intelligence take over.

 

My underwear is firmly in place juan, more than can be said for the collective knickers
(bet ajm's are nice n frilly ) of the great scoobynet unwashed.

As for the lovely Kataya I'm afraid I sent her back to blighty this morning with a glowing behind.

 

quote : "If you meant something different then you need to explain yourself more carefully"

It's an avoidable inference from what I wrote. I meant something different and you need to read it more carefully, although it is more likely this is yet another backtrack from you.

 

I did warn you about buying that plutonium cushion

 

I can’t believe this post is still going. I think most people have given up on it apart from a hardcore few namely:-

NACRO
juan
ajm

How long do you think you can keep this post going for? Surely you must be running out of insults by now boys?