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So far I reckon I've had at least 10 opponents on this thread and despite the bullying mentality you've tried to employ (weight of numbers isn't everything) like the star of some Hong Kong martial arts star I've come leaping out of the mass of dross and beaten you down like the b****es you surely are.
Makes victory all the sweeter.
Makes victory all the sweeter.
Anyone seen the pic with the "Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics"? Bit lacking in taste but fits the bill quite well, I post the pic but don't really want a "Well, I'm shocked thats very bad taste" tirade.
May have been asked before but if (Nacro) you have such a whizzo super time in France with fabulous locations, lovely women and are a bit "tough" in the ring.
Why waste valuable time arguing with us Chavs?
May have been asked before but if (Nacro) you have such a whizzo super time in France with fabulous locations, lovely women and are a bit "tough" in the ring.
Why waste valuable time arguing with us Chavs?
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Because I'm at work and this as someone else put is one of the finest WAT's (work avoidance tools) known to man.
BTW edd I've never said you were a chav but if that's how you identify yourself..........................
I'd also like to point out that the downs syndrome boy picture is applicable to all parties who have so far contributed to this thread, should you see it as valid in some way.
BTW edd I've never said you were a chav but if that's how you identify yourself..........................
I'd also like to point out that the downs syndrome boy picture is applicable to all parties who have so far contributed to this thread, should you see it as valid in some way.
WACKO NACCO not got himself banned yet? LOL
Hey, NACCO have you ever heard of Joey Deacon? I *knew* you reminded me of someone.
Sometimes when I'm speakin,
People think I'm a deacon,
Cause I got a fat jaw,
My vocal cords are poor,
And my mouth just won't stop leakin.
UB
Hey, NACCO have you ever heard of Joey Deacon? I *knew* you reminded me of someone.Sometimes when I'm speakin,
People think I'm a deacon,
Cause I got a fat jaw,
My vocal cords are poor,
And my mouth just won't stop leakin.
UB
Originally Posted by NACRO
So far I reckon I've had at least 10 opponents on this thread and despite the bullying mentality you've tried to employ (weight of numbers isn't everything) like the star of some Hong Kong martial arts star I've come leaping out of the mass of dross and beaten you down like the b****es you surely are.
Makes victory all the sweeter.
Makes victory all the sweeter.
I must admit I was going to mention that. Everyones had a pop over the last 17 pages but you just haven't stayed down.
Congratulations.
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Do you find it amusing to abuse the disabled Uncle Buck?
I find that odd considering you display many of the same attributes of an (emotional) cripple yourself.
Not just weak and unable to admit when you are wrong but someone who likes to attack the disabled as well Uncle Buck- what a misanthrope.
BTW I'm too young/disinterested in television to remember joey deacon although a websearch reveals he was someone with more to live for than the likes of you tv-man.
I find that odd considering you display many of the same attributes of an (emotional) cripple yourself.
Not just weak and unable to admit when you are wrong but someone who likes to attack the disabled as well Uncle Buck- what a misanthrope.
BTW I'm too young/disinterested in television to remember joey deacon although a websearch reveals he was someone with more to live for than the likes of you tv-man.
Originally Posted by NACRO
BTW edd I've never said you were a chav but if that's how you identify yourself...........................

BUT, I seem to remember your suggestion that driving an Impreza with gold wheels and an STI spoiler indicated I was Chav McChav from Chav Street, Chavingham.
I've even starting tucking my tracky bottoms into my white socks, the whole hog!
Originally Posted by Matt_Turbo_2000
NACRO can I ask a simple question why did you put on a scooby forum that Imprezas are chav cars?
Did yours get repossessed or did you get beaten by one in a race? Why you so angry chav?
Did yours get repossessed or did you get beaten by one in a race? Why you so angry chav?
You have to understand it's not just him who thinks this. It's a simple case of economics - the Impreza was a "must have" at one point, to the extent that the UK cars were unavailable unless secondhand, and even then at the same price as the new ones.
Consequently, a load of JDM ones arrived in the UK; as people have moved on to the latest fashion, demand for the Impreza has declined, and as all owners will testify, it's a buyer's market. Hence Burberry Bob can pick up a '95 with massively tacky addenda for £4-5k, pay 3rd party only insurance of £1k and still be better off than buying a 'sensible' car.
It's not just that they're cheap; the principal reason for buying an Impreza is that they were real hero cars about four years ago, and a lot of these lads can just about afford to run one. Thing is, they're £20k cars which currently cost perhaps £5k but have the overall running costs of a £40k car, in terms of fuel, servicing, insurance etc. And since these guys can't (usually) afford to run them well, they're gradually becoming tatty and low-rent, in just the same way as XR3s and Cosworths did about a decade ago. No service history, broken/badly repaired bodywork, you know the sort of thing.
Once the crap is cleared out the model will regain credibility, but for now the image has taken a knock. If that doesn't matter to you, that's great. But most of us have some degree of self-image, and I for one simply wouldn't want to be seen driving an Impreza. If that makes me shallow, so be it.
Originally Posted by NACRO
Do you find it amusing to abuse the disabled Uncle Buck?
I find that odd considering you display many of the same attributes of an (emotional) cripple yourself.
Not just weak and unable to admit when you are wrong but someone who likes to attack the disabled as well Uncle Buck- what a misanthrope.
BTW I'm too young/disinterested in television to remember joey deacon although a websearch reveals he was someone with more to live for than the likes of you tv-man.
I find that odd considering you display many of the same attributes of an (emotional) cripple yourself.
Not just weak and unable to admit when you are wrong but someone who likes to attack the disabled as well Uncle Buck- what a misanthrope.
BTW I'm too young/disinterested in television to remember joey deacon although a websearch reveals he was someone with more to live for than the likes of you tv-man.
Nnnnnggghhhh
Ngggghhhhhhh
Ngghh ngghhhh
Nggghghhhhhh
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If the (burberry) cap fits then wear it, rather than asking the question, as I said earlier chavism is an ethos, a way of life if you will.
If that's what floats your boat then indulge away and the rest of us will laugh as you drive past.
What's the problem in that?
If that's what floats your boat then indulge away and the rest of us will laugh as you drive past.
What's the problem in that?
Yeah some people never no when they are beaten NACRO this is one fight you will never win 
the moose - I no chav's drive imprezas I am not trying to say otherwise what I am trying to say is chav's drive everything within reason. I dont care if I see a chav driving a 95 WRX with dents all down it.

the moose - I no chav's drive imprezas I am not trying to say otherwise what I am trying to say is chav's drive everything within reason. I dont care if I see a chav driving a 95 WRX with dents all down it.
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Choose life, choose Chavism.
the moose - I agree with all of your post apart from not wanting to buy a car becuase of its image. I don't much care what image a car has or what other people think of me becuase of the car I drive.
I'm driving a car I enjoy owning and it gives pleaure back in being a good drivers car. Hopefully the ones currently owned by those that can't really afford to own them will be destroyed or picked up by enthusiasts and restored and looked after properly.
the moose - I agree with all of your post apart from not wanting to buy a car becuase of its image. I don't much care what image a car has or what other people think of me becuase of the car I drive.
I'm driving a car I enjoy owning and it gives pleaure back in being a good drivers car. Hopefully the ones currently owned by those that can't really afford to own them will be destroyed or picked up by enthusiasts and restored and looked after properly.
Originally Posted by NACRO
So far I reckon I've had at least 10 opponents on this thread and despite the bullying mentality you've tried to employ (weight of numbers isn't everything) like the star of some Hong Kong martial arts star I've come leaping out of the mass of dross and beaten you down like the b****es you surely are.
Makes victory all the sweeter.
Makes victory all the sweeter.
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If we are talking TKO that was delivered about 5 pages back by myself when I slapped down the naysayers.
However if you want to delude yourselves...............
Odd as well that anyone who doesn't tow the party line is dismissed as some kind of sycophant by ajm and the rest. Would you put people like proper charlie in that list. I certainly wouldn't.
However if you want to delude yourselves...............
Odd as well that anyone who doesn't tow the party line is dismissed as some kind of sycophant by ajm and the rest. Would you put people like proper charlie in that list. I certainly wouldn't.
18 pages of troll feeding, and counting 
Nacro is just a good wind-up merchant, albeit one who is particularly skilled in the art of rhetoric.
This board still makes entertaining reading though, and even if I rarely post here now, threads like this are amusing enough to make me keep lurking.

Nacro is just a good wind-up merchant, albeit one who is particularly skilled in the art of rhetoric.
This board still makes entertaining reading though, and even if I rarely post here now, threads like this are amusing enough to make me keep lurking.
Rhetoric:
Language that is elaborate, pretentious, insincere, or intellectually vacuous
Lets break that down...
Elaborate:
- Intricate and rich in detail
Pretentious:
- Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified.
Insincere:
- Not sincere; hypocritical.
Vacuous:
- Devoid of matter; empty.
- Lacking intelligence; stupid.
- Devoid of substance or meaning; inane
Language that is elaborate, pretentious, insincere, or intellectually vacuous
Lets break that down...
Elaborate:
- Intricate and rich in detail
Pretentious:
- Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified.
Insincere:
- Not sincere; hypocritical.
Vacuous:
- Devoid of matter; empty.
- Lacking intelligence; stupid.
- Devoid of substance or meaning; inane
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I prefer to follow the Cambridge dictionary definition
"rhetoric [Show phonetics]
noun [U]
1 speech or writing which is intended to be effective and persuasive:
How far the president will be able to translate his campaign rhetoric into action remains to be seen.
I was swayed by her rhetoric into donating all my savings to the charity.
2 SPECIALIZED the study of the ways of using language effectively
However you can of course feel free to put your own slant on it.
I'd warn G Colier, edd scott, proper charlie, sticky micky, mooseracer et al to be careful what you are saying though otherwise you risk being pigeonholed as "a couple of my obvious stooges" by the likes of the argument losing, straw clutching ajm and his host of livid losers.
"rhetoric [Show phonetics]
noun [U]
1 speech or writing which is intended to be effective and persuasive:
How far the president will be able to translate his campaign rhetoric into action remains to be seen.
I was swayed by her rhetoric into donating all my savings to the charity.
2 SPECIALIZED the study of the ways of using language effectively
However you can of course feel free to put your own slant on it.
I'd warn G Colier, edd scott, proper charlie, sticky micky, mooseracer et al to be careful what you are saying though otherwise you risk being pigeonholed as "a couple of my obvious stooges" by the likes of the argument losing, straw clutching ajm and his host of livid losers.
Originally Posted by NACRO
I'd warn G Colier, edd scott, proper charlie, sticky micky, mooseracer et al to be careful what you are saying though otherwise you risk being pigeonholed as "a couple of my obvious stooges"
Right oh, I'm off home to my council house mansion in Chavsville to change into my best burberry and go down the pub to get arsed and stagger home and give the wife a beating.
Same time tomorrow lads?
Same time tomorrow lads?
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quote :"with someone who spends hours a day "
If you add up the amount of time spent formulating these replies and reading the mindless drivel you and the other sad sacks spout then it's considerably less than an hour of my employers time.
What's your excuse?
If you add up the amount of time spent formulating these replies and reading the mindless drivel you and the other sad sacks spout then it's considerably less than an hour of my employers time.
What's your excuse?
Well a couple of days of trampling on verbal rubbish has been a fun break but I wouldn't want to waste this much time on it every day so I'll probably revert to mostly doing more constructive things with my days.
If you spend all day every day like this nackers then I really pity you
If you spend all day every day like this nackers then I really pity you
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All day every day? Hardly, I just spent 3 weeks in a tropical paradise and am off on another luxury (and free) holiday near Granada next week.
While I'm at work however I enjoy mining the rich vein of idiocy available here on scoobynet.
While I'm at work however I enjoy mining the rich vein of idiocy available here on scoobynet.
I just spent 3 weeks in a tropical paradise and am off on another luxury (and free) holiday near Granada next week.
i hate fcukin pikeys



