sunilp

Dave, you go back to Uni and i'll pop round to your gaff

Since when has North Essex (AFAIK Essex is Essex!) been Cambridgeshire???????

The Croydon one way is great for storming round and impressing all the 15 yr old schoolgirls

Dave T-S

Sunlip
Never been to UNI - i'm Fik.

We're on the Essex/Cambs border - everyone thinks Essex is the Thames estuary - so you know why I disassociate myself; but, yes i'm an Essex boy at heart.

Take your point about the Croydon one-way (i'll be over tomorrow, can also whip your **** and show you how to drive at the same time - even with the broken arm) - but tell me when did you raise your schoolgirl age limit by the extra three years???

Sith

ROTFLMAO

Sunil and dave produce the goods once again.

Simon,

Can we have a special forum entitled 'Sunil v Dave' or such like.

We can the sit back and read Sunil and Dave
getting it on.

P.

Dave T-S

Celebrity deathmatch!!!!!

My dream in life is getting closer

Carolyn T-S

Sith

Please don't encourage them

Webbie, please ignore the request for a Sunil vs Dave T-S forum - I'm thinking of filing for Divorce & citing Sunil as the co-respondent, they seem to be spending so much time together

Sith

LOL - At the rate those two have been going at it, I don't think they need encouragement.

P.

sunilp

Ah, so Carolyn is from Essex and Dave is from North Essex. I understand this is because Daves belly is so fat poor Carolyn cant get any closer

Come on over Dave, i've got the details of the nice young rent boys you wanted and there are some farmyard animals local too

Trinidadian Scooby Fan

SunilP

Sorry to interupt the celeb death match....

I went to the track in Trinidad yesterday and ran my Scooby...

Last week when I ran against the highly modified Audi S3 (Quatro) my 1/4 mile time was 15.22sec (due to an extremely poor run, which included over running gears).

Yesterday at the same strip I ran 14.64 sec for the 1/4 mile.....I wish that the S3 was there.

I will begin my modification process soon.

The reason that I am going PPP minus ECU to begin with is due to a lack of "funds"....It is 10 of our TT dollars (bananas) to 1 pound sterling and after purchasing my Impreza from the local dealer in July I am skint....

Any idea what the best time to expect without modifications is in the 0-60 mph and 1/4 mile?

I am interested in more speed but I am more interested in becoming a better all around driver....

Thanks once again

Dave T-S

Sunlip
Cheers for the offer but I don't want the rent boys and farmyard animals after you've tested them.....

sunilp

Trinidadian

I suggest you buy something like a SS Downpipe, magnex centre and SS back box instead of the Prodrive exhaust. This will make a better foundation for future mods.

I have no idea on the times without the ECU. I doubt there will be much advantage, if any.

regards

sunilp

Dave, i was down at the farm today and the little piggy said "i want Dave, i want Dave"..."Dave is a bumpkin and much smaller than the Croydon boys and hurts me less"

be my guest (assuming you can touch the sides?)

Dave T-S

Sunlip

Hah - Deathmatch 24/10 begins.....

At least the animals on the farms round here are members of a different gene pool to me - all the animals on the farms in a 50 mile radius of Croydon go "Daddy" every time you go past!!

If it won't touch the sides you must have had your ego in there not your todger!!


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sunilp

Dave, you are a very wise man but u have also got your facts mixed up a bit.

Firstly, you are wise because you dont do your business on your doorstep. I am glad that the London Borough of Croydon was kind enough to donate all of its farmyard animals and stray dogs to satisfy your sexual urges

Secondly, i drive past with a pic of you hanging out my window and thats why they call out "Daddy"........hmmm, a word which Carolyn calls me often

Dave T-S

Sunlip
It is very true I am a wise man and clearly wiser than you.

I don't do my business on my doorstep. I know things are backward in the great land of Croydon but here where the birds sing not cough we have toilets.

Driving round with my picture hanging out of your window is the only way you will attract those 15 year old schoolgirls you told me you go looking for

It must be the wind rushing past your window affecting your hearing - what the animals shout when they see you is "Baddy" not "Daddy".

PS a message from Carolyn - she says - Daddy - will you pay off my credit card for me?