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Kryten to Lister
"An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"."
and
Lister: "Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it."
Kryten: "No plan, sir. No sleeves."
"An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"."
and
Lister: "Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it."
Kryten: "No plan, sir. No sleeves."
#65
After the polymorph has drained their emotions...
"The most important thing is what are we going to call ourselves ? We could be the League against Salivating Monsters, but my favourite is the Committee for the Liberation of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation back into Society - the only drawback is it spells clitoris !"
When being attacked by the curry monster....
"Remember this time last year, when you were attacked by a killer shami kebab ? How can the same smeg happen to the same guy twice ? Last time it was just the starter - this time its lunch !"
Just before Lister marries Kkkkkkkkk' kkkkkkkkk-kkk....
"I'm sorry guys, but there's no way I'm going to Moss Bros for anyone who's less attractive than my own armpit after twenty games of table tennis !"
"The most important thing is what are we going to call ourselves ? We could be the League against Salivating Monsters, but my favourite is the Committee for the Liberation of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation back into Society - the only drawback is it spells clitoris !"
When being attacked by the curry monster....
"Remember this time last year, when you were attacked by a killer shami kebab ? How can the same smeg happen to the same guy twice ? Last time it was just the starter - this time its lunch !"
Just before Lister marries Kkkkkkkkk' kkkkkkkkk-kkk....
"I'm sorry guys, but there's no way I'm going to Moss Bros for anyone who's less attractive than my own armpit after twenty games of table tennis !"
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