Soulgirl

[soulgirl leans a little further back]

Of course my dear, tell me everything, but first, you must get yourself comfortable, forget your inhibitions...

Ok, when you are ready

[/soulgirl leans a little further back]

Im going to stop now or Im gonna get myself in trouble

south-star

I hate myself,everyone and everything.
Whats your recommendation..

Soulgirl

[sougirl puckers up and slaps herself]


You need my special hug


[/soulgirl puckers up, wipes brow and slaps herself again]

astraboy

hehe, I can see where this thread is going...
astraboy.
P.S. More into the upfront hardcore myself mate.

south-star

Thanks soulgirl....same time next week then..

Soulgirl

As you wish Sir. That will be £285 please. Thats the going rate for a Consultant Psychologist these days. Any more bother and I can put you into a group therapy program or at best 6 sessions with a psychologist

If you want therapy - get yourslef to a Northern Soul do.. there are loads up north

CraigH

Go home, kick the cats. Works a treat everytime.

If you haven't got cats, just find something small and innocent -makes you feel great

Failing that punchbag - if you haven't got one string your partner or gran up - or mother in law - that can be satisfying.

Failing that ;-) get the hottest curry you can imagine, and sit there torturing yaself for hours trying to eat it

(the cats thing was a joke - I never kick them - not hard anyway )

BOB.T

My oversize tyres are catching my new panels, my seat has just collapsed....I'm possibly more pissed off now than when I crashed the 'kin car in the first place[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Is there any point even trying with cars....

Crush

Absolutely not Bob!

They only relieve stress when they work, which aint often

harvey

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PMSL at Craig. There are no cats round here anymore.

krankyd

easy.

1) go home
2) have sex.
3) have sex again to make sure it was really number 2
4) have drink
5) have another drink
6) think about having sex again, and weather it is worth it.
7) have sex
8) realise it's *really* worth it.
9) have a drink, turn on the telly. Food is optional at this point.
10) spark up a fat one (if you smoke, if you don't, hold your breath for 3 minutes while running on the spot. It has the same effect
11) wonder why there is nothing really good on the telly anymore.
11) anyone remember play-school on the telly?
11) it's the triangle window
12) wake up
13) having forgotten all stress and slipped into the buddist-like calm and medative state, collapse into bed and try to sleep.
14) no, on second thoughts, it was a square window day

bros2

[Edited by bros2 - 7/3/2003 10:33:01 AM]

Fuzz

David,
lose the Woman, they cost more money than any car in the long run.
The car doesn't talk back either
Pam is a very good substitute
shut the garage door sit in the car, connct the battery (as I imagine it's not at the moment )
turn on..
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.. some good tunes, think about what's going wrong, where your life is heading.
Have a good cry if it's really bad!!!
Then think about how short life is.
what you want to achieve in life and how to get there.

leave the drink alone..
have some time for yourself and no one else.

you'll feel different on 4th August though I guarantee it.
(just don't over do it)
I'd live for that day as a goal at least.

Cheer up fella, oh and get on with that car

Andy

<what not to do>
As for what I do when I get pissed off, it's either the garage floor getting a few extra chunks removed from it coutesy of the biggest hammer I have got..
or walking toward my bedroom in a rage, seeing the door not open enough to walk round...... next thing I know, I'm led on the floor, on top of the bedroom door, with a great big hole in it. I knocked it clean off the frame...oops
</What not to do>

[Edited by Fuzz - 4/9/2003 6:17:52 PM]