Ferne - lmao at the solution and the source. Why am I never surprised by this?

 

merkin - you don't fancy a byte to eat then?

 

A shredder I was right

 

Damn!! Too slow!! I was going to say "shredder"

Apply the 1st rule of management - Make your problem somebody elses, Delegate

Alternativly stick them in a bin and if the company is still there in 6 months time, all is fine and dandy

 

poo on them, then no one would touch them

 

You could have thrown them onto an icy pond and taken some pics when the ice melts!!!

 

take a hammer and give a bang with the hammer to each one of them

 

Reformat them, then write a file onto them big enough to fill the entire disk. Deleted info can always be recovered unless it is overwritten.
But that would take ages and you've already shredded them.

 

I reckon she should stay at work late tongiht and do just that - putting them all back together then writing huge files on them, then deleting them again.

That way she wouldnt go Xmas shopping with my mother (for those who dont know, Ferne is my wife) and I'll be able to afford to eat next month!

Solves two problems at once!

 

hard luck mate one of the joys of been single atleast its me that spends my money

hows things anyway ??

 

Dogmaul,

We are all just dandy in the Carmichael household, how are you?
Buzz did some tiling in the kitchen last night - and this morning they were still on the wall!!!!!!!

You haven't asked for my Christmas list yet!

 

good good glad to hear it well i bet its starting to all come together now you have the walls coverd up.

So what you after for crimbo then ???

 

I could do with a snazzy looking water bottle for the gym, I'm just using an ordinary bottle at the moment - how common can you get!!!!!

Whats on your crimbo list?

 

erm nothing at all actually


well maybe teg type r possibly but the insurance is working out more than a scoob !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

www.heidi.ie/eraser

 

I heard they make good kitchen doors?

 

Burn them ( may have been suggested before ) or immerse them in soapy water, ideally v.hot water

 

How to destroy a floppy? That Kylie wet t-shirt vid did the trick for me.....




I'll get my coat........

 

^Qwerty^

I'm trying to think of something witty to say but I can't come up with anything to your standards - sorry!!! Perhaps if they were in the kitchen Buzz may spend more time in there (apart from when his donner meat and chips - with just a little bit of chilli sauce - arrives).

 

Qwerty, I didnt think of that!

I get them for free, use them for a few months then I can sell them to Mike and get new ones

Dont forget the garlic bread with cheese please.

 

My head hurts and my nasty boss is shouting at me