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Old 28 November 2002, 10:50 AM
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It's really strange but, at 35, i've never tasted Guinness - not even a drop. I've also never taken illegal drugs, had gay sex, been skiing, eaten a Kumquat, ridden a motorbike, though have been a pillion passenger twice, slept with more than one woman within 24 hours, let alone on the same night. I'm sure there's more but can't think at the moment
Old 28 November 2002, 10:57 AM
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to have such a boring life..

[Edited by Luke - 11/28/2002 10:59:24 AM]
Old 28 November 2002, 10:57 AM
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Get any points on my license.......8 yrs and still clean !
Old 28 November 2002, 10:59 AM
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Kumquats urrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

try physilis or Custard apple aswell. Disgusting..
Old 28 November 2002, 11:02 AM
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Old 28 November 2002, 11:12 AM
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physilis or syphilis???
Old 28 November 2002, 11:16 AM
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the p one, its an exotic fruit


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Old 28 November 2002, 11:17 AM
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Still not made it in to the 9's

best is 10:01 so far, hope the new engine will sort it out

never had gay sex, I dont expect to either
Old 28 November 2002, 11:20 AM
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Get yourself to the bloody pub and try some!!!!!
Old 28 November 2002, 11:21 AM
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Never eaten a kumquat, never had sex with a bloke, never skied, still yet to try PCP
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super si, the other one is something you might get if you are an exotic fruit
Old 28 November 2002, 11:22 AM
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P20SPD,

Are you telling barge to get to a gay bar and pick up a queen??
Old 28 November 2002, 11:24 AM
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lol, nar chance.

Guinness is just rats ****

Not missing much
Old 28 November 2002, 11:24 AM
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Still haven't done a skydive Mind you, plenty of time left
Old 28 November 2002, 11:25 AM
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I have never seen ET, or smoked anything.
Old 28 November 2002, 11:29 AM
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get to the pub and try some what? Gay Sex?



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Old 28 November 2002, 11:32 AM
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Oh, I've never seen star wars either
Old 28 November 2002, 11:36 AM
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..never swam with a dolphin...ahhhh...

..never got the Scoob PROPERLY sideways...

..never swallowed seafood - it always gets spat out - yeurghhh!

..never mind...

Old 28 November 2002, 11:38 AM
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4kinl you lot

you have to be so specific! I WAS referring to the 1st part of the thread title!

Sounds to me like you lot have some weird thoughts going through your mind
Old 28 November 2002, 11:43 AM
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I've never seen ET nor the Godfather (any of them). As for the boring life suggestion - I'm only stating what I haven't done - I could start a thread about what i have done but it might get me into too much trouble should my identity ever be revealed!!

[Edited by Scooby Doh! - 11/28/2002 11:49:23 AM]
Old 28 November 2002, 11:54 AM
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I've not shagged Michael Owen's sister yet.
Old 28 November 2002, 12:34 PM
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might get me into too much trouble should my identity ever be revealed!!
Aha! So you admit to posting under a non de plume.......

First guesses on who you really are......

p.s Never seen Star Wars - get real!

Old 28 November 2002, 12:51 PM
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What havent I done that I want to????
Where do I start?
I'll go for the cliche of a pleasent menage' first off. I'll prolly be terrified at the time but its just somthing that you have to say you've done!
Second up, prolly to crack 150 on a UK public road. And before all you blouses start, I'll be doing it on the Isle of Man so
third up would be to do the nurburgring. for obivious reasons.
lastly, to go raving all weekend without a break or sleep. Tis will never happen cos I cant make it past 8am the next day without collapsing.
What I would like to do more often???
I call it "The big three" doesent matter which order, but for a three night weekend to contain
1/ Me getting my end away,
2/ Me going to a blinding hardcore rave,
3/ Me going to a massive cruise.
its happened three or four times before and its a fantastic feeling to have on monday morning.
I just say to myself "you got the big three last weekend, wicked"

astraboy.
Old 28 November 2002, 01:41 PM
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Ive Done #2 a few times and little more
Old 28 November 2002, 01:44 PM
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I was talking about "everyday" normal things rather than fantasy (threesomes). I've only posted under a new name cos i have a new pc on my desk and can't remember my password or which email address i originally registered under, plus can't get on the net on my home pc as i sliced through the phone cables last weekend and am still waiting for BT to come and mend them!

Star Wars - i've not seen the old ones but did enjoy TPM
Old 28 November 2002, 03:02 PM
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Astraboy -- never made it past 8am without collapsing? Lightweight

However, I've never managed your dream triple-score, so I suppose that makes me lightweight too
Old 28 November 2002, 03:34 PM
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tasted Guinness - Yep
taken illegal drugs - Yep
had gay sex - NOT THAT I REMEMBER M'LUD
been skiing -Yep
eaten a Kumquat -Yep
ridden a motorbike -Yep
though have been a pillion passenger twice - Yep
slept with more than one woman within 24 hours ermmmm Yep
let alone on the same night. Do sisters (not mine)count?

Scooby DOH!! stick with the nom de plume m8

Old 28 November 2002, 03:35 PM
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Have sex with a naked woman....

Old 28 November 2002, 05:05 PM
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guiness.........the beverage of kings! could you not try and do several of them at the same time in order to play catch up?

although i don't know wether, taking e's, speed, cocaine, acid, smoking weed, ******** on a motor bike, whilst drinking a pint of guiness and eating a kumquat at the same time is sensible if you wan't to play catch up performing gay sex whilst doing all of the above may be tricky to, but sounds like you may not be up for that any way!!!
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Old 28 November 2002, 05:09 PM
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The reason for the post originally was that i shall not be a guinness virgin for much longer. Have booked some golf in the south and west of Ireland next year where apparently the Guinness is out of this world so shall have some whilst there.


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