mattstant

way off the subject but does your moniker of RED_DOG104 mean you will be at pride park this coming sunday

[Edited by mattstant - 10/16/2002 12:28:06 PM]

Squizz

Really, it's a job for HR... But...

If she does it again (especially the sandwich/roll bite thing) calmly tell her there's something she needs to know:

"I'm on medication for 'X' and normally it's not contagious, but if you will insist on helping yourself to my food then you need to go and see your doctor..."

'X' ... What shall we pic? Herpes? Hepatitis C? Oral Thrush?

MarkO

Too much information.

carl

It may well be, but you only have to imagine it. I had to listen to it! (Wasn't any option either, coz I was bustin for a Jimmy Riddle).

johnfelstead

LOL

Just punch her in the face, it's not easy chewing with a broken jaw.

No way would anyone get away with that with me, you are too soft.

Dream Weaver

Take an axe to work, then wait for her to put her fat wee covered fingers into a bag of crisps. Then in one action lop all her fingers off - should do the trick HTH

DW

[Edited by Dream Weaver - 10/16/2002 1:03:59 PM]

red_dog104

LOL at all the responses! I've not been raided today! I'm waiting though!!

LOL at mattstant. I'm afraid I won't be there on Saturday, only reason being that my other half is a Sheep *******' Scum Bag and I would prob be arrested for attacking him at the match!! Safer all round if we stay away. I get really agressive a footy matches and been warned by boys in blue to behave once too often! Trying to grow up a bit!!! Can't see that happening though! Plus, apparently no tickets left. I'll just have to listen to the humilliation on the radio!!! Mind you, Derby aren't doing too well at the mo are they LOL

Dazzler

Make sure she's watching next time you're eating say a packet of crisps. Take one out, lick it and put it back in the bag. Its more effective if you've got a bad case mouth sores of course!

If she STILL does it, I think she may actually want a piece of your pie unfortunately!

Jay m A

iTrader: (2)

I can't believe that you know she doesn't wash her hands, yet you still let her take your food?

Takes me back to the days of eating crisps outside the tuckshop at school. The whole gang used to ritually open their crisp packet, gob in it and offer them round

Justin

Alpine

Sad confession but I used to have a bag of chocolate buttons in my drawer at work and the guys used to go in and help themselves.. I got pissed off with this so bought a load of dog chocs and left them on my desk... Most amusing when I came back and they were pretty much finished... I then made a big thing about 'who's eaten my dog's chocolates' They never knocked 'owt again... So...

Get some laxative chocolate.. break a few bits off then place them on an open bar of choc on your desk.. when's she's taken the bait go 'oh my god you've taken my laxative!'

DC10

Hey! They guy taking a dump whilst on his moby ... same thing must have happened to him ... on the phone to his doctor ain't no doubt ...

Brendan Hughes

If you buy some whole dried chilies (the ones an inch long) and dip each one in melted chocolate, I am sure it will create some very tasty looking snacks which you could then leave lying around.

Scumbag

It has to be chillies

If you can get hold of a habanero (/jabanero) do, or to be honest any of the smaller hot ones, and scoop out the inside of a large strawberry, place it inside, and leave it lying around

Guaranteed no more problems

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

When I worked on the local Steelworks as a student, many years ago, I agreed to work nights on the blastfurnaces as sample boy, taking samples of the molten iron with a long ladel.
The guys working there, (salt of the earth types), didn't like students, thinking they were lazy scum who all lived a life of ease on their huge grants, and lost no time in telling me so!
Unfortunately, they were not impressed by my protestations that I got no grant, (true), and that I was working the summer to help pay my way through Uni, (also true), and they went a stage further, and drank my bottle of pop, out of my snap, two nights running, while I was out delivering the samples to the labs.
I hit back the next night, though, as I'd previously doctored the pop with 5 of may gran's laxative pills, (super "granny" strength ones), ground up and dissolved b4 I went to work.
Sure enough, it happened again, and sure as sh*t happens 4 of 'em were off the next night!!!
How I laughed.
Alcazar

mattstant

dont know about forest humiliation i feel a forest win in my water
i think youre about due it and we are in a bit of a mess at the moment no Mart poom and loads of other suspensions (wouldnt mind but we are not exactly a dirty side)
Still should be a good atmosphere and the welcome sight of a decent ground for the forest fans