Learn to get on with other people and accept that you don't have exclusive rights to public land?

 

I hate to be pedantic, but according to your plan they're not your trees anyway, so you've misled all of us and wasted all our valuable time.

I've got better things to do you know, checks around him, OK, No I haven't .

Build a 50 foot high wall across the end of your garden.

 

fat boy,

i said from post 1 that they werent my trees. but they are near my house and thats enough!


T

 

If they were annoying me that much I'd just take down their camp.They'll never know who did it if you do it early enough so no comeback.It woulf get on my t1ts too so I guess that makes 2 Victor Meldrew's on here

 

 

ok, POC's bid for the security contract is currently the best....anyone else what in on the job

 

Cor, just like MGS2

 

This has to be one of the funniest threads in ages,the imagination of scoobynetters never ceases to amaze me.

How about a nice pit right under their camp, fill with sharpened wooden stakes and cover, only problem is the stink as they decompose, then new thread, "My garden stinks"

Dave

 

PANIC OVER!!!!!

the tractor has just cut the grass and in doing so has turned camp base alpha into 30,000 bits of chip bark!!!!!!

no kids in the camp at the time

 

Claymore Anti-Personel Mines - shredded sprog, so little evidence left

Better than an Uzi anyway But if you have to have a gun, then a mini-gun is the one

 

bugger - sorry Tiggs - never thought of that one

 

Gattling cannon better though like the anti air ones on US ships.This coupled with barbed wire fence,hungry Rotweillers,punji stakes with **** on the end,sonic sirens to disorientate,jam firing catapults and a big wasps nest nearby.Don a teachers mortar board(like the one from the Bash St.Kids)and instinct makes the kids scarper...straight into your ambush

They'll not be back in a hurry

BTW when I was a kid the freshly cut grass would have just been camouflage for my den-which you would not have seen as I prided myself on making them difficult to spot from 6 feet away at an average adult height.Don't you just hate hypocrites

 

God, is this thread still going?!

 

Put your baseball cap on back to front an go and hang out with them an act like a really really really cool dad, including demonstrating their latest dances to their really cool music an talking about girls a lot an taking quick puffs from nicked **** an drinking dandelion and burdock an stuff... They'll **** off pretty quickly once you do that.

Of course, you could just pour a bucket of pigs blood over your head and stand under the trees gibbering/giggling and waving machetes around.

Problem solved, ........ they won't spoil th eview from your prison cell