right
This is my ex on the right also free to good home


[Edited by dogmaul - 8/1/2002 8:56:02 AM]

 

hmm nice...

 

those fun bags are much bigger in real life oh and the ex is the one on the right and she is *COUGH*39*COUGH*

 

Maul
the one on the left of the three will do me !
bet she is in Yorks too
RIGHT ?

 

My **** are bigger than yours..

 

actually she is in worksop

my **** are much bigger now lol

sorry this is my username at home

[Edited by asleepydragon - 7/31/2002 5:52:45 PM]

 

I don't get it..

 

i`ll take clare then

 

Well i went to the gym last night !
Two problems
1) How do you tell if the fit girls in there are single or if their boyfriend is the rather large skin head guy lifting the whole rack of weights !
2) How do you start a conversation when they are running on a treadmill or using other stuff. I find that very hard ! BUT i have managed to talk to one attached girl & three guys in the jacuzzi !

Why are the people you want to speak to never in the jacuzzi !

 

just talk to them it dont matter if they are with the big guy, as long as you aint trying to crack onto them obviously you should be able to get away with it. just ask if they could give you a hand or something mop your brow pass you your drink something along those lines dont just stand there in front of her trying to flex as it will most pobably just make her fall off the treadmill try work out if she comes on the same nights each week and try to see if she turns up with someone else. You could just ask her the time and go from there

 

katana asleepydragon is my account at home as i cant remember my password for this account

 

looks like i could be back down the gym again tonight
but its not as easy as you make it sound !

 

oh i know i suffer from lack of confidence, you could always try falling off the treadmill next to her and see if she helps you try to see if she has seen you, check to see if she looks at you then looks away when you look at her if she does its a good chance she is interested ask if you can get her a bottle of water as your just going to get one your self, i dunno really maybe its just gonna be a wait till you get in the Jacuzzi at the same time

 

why not atleast you will know she noticed you when the police call around

 

i think the jacuzzi could be the ideal sharking tank !
just need the right lady to be in there at the right time !

 

one of the best ways i found was getting one of my ex's to walk around a club and round up all the cute single women and bring them to me so i could choose one that i liked women have this ability to just go up to anyone and to be able to start talking to them, women dont mind talking to complete strangers about stuff so dont worry about that just dont be too sleazy

 

Introductions agency - match you up to someone with similar interests (as long as you are honest when yopu fill in the questionarre).

split up with my ex wife some ten years back when i was 26, most of my mates where in relationships. Found it hard going mout on me own to pubs/bars, luckily my best mate split up with his current g/f of five years, moved back to northampton and we started going out (not in the biblical sense! ) being there was two of us made it easier to meet girlies.
Morale of this is, split your best mate up with his partner and get out there

Paul

 

My mate obviously thinks im desperate he emailed me this !

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS :-

Adventurous ............Slept with all your mates
40-ish ............49
Athletic ............No ****
Average looking ........Face like an ****
Beautiful ............Pathalogical liar
Contagious smile........Does a lot of pills
Educated ............Was fecked to bits at university
Emotionally secure......On medication
Feminist ............Fat
Free spirit ............Junkie
Friendship first.........Former ****
Fun .................Annoying
Gentle .................Dull
Good listener ..........Autistic
Large lady .............Immensely fat
New age ................Body hair problems
Old fashioned ..........No BJs or ****
Open minded ............Desperate
Outgoing ...............Loud and very embarrassing
Passionate .............Sloppy drunk
Poet ...................Depressive
Profesional ............Bitch
Romantic ...............Frigid
Social .................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve
Voluptuous .............Very fat
Wants soulmate .........Stalker
Widow ..................Murderer

 

Fulham71

LMFAO - about to distribute it around my email list now, thanks for the laugh and how true!

 

Exactly.

 

social i know a very social lass i walked in once to be greated by her been spit roasted by two brothers

 

Dogmaul - Where they her brothers?

 

that would have been very funny but alas nope just these two brothers that had been doing the rounds servicing lots of my friends

 

ooh, bit of spit roast action eh?

I prefer au pairs. Used to know a couple of au pairs, used to wear em like a pair of gloves, lovely!

 

not so sure that my genuine post will attract the type of lady im after !

 

actually thats a good point what kind of lady are you after, white cane and dog ???

 

Paul,

I'm in exactly the same situation as you m8.

Girlfriend recently split with me after two good years, and work from home but i live in the sticks.

Seem to be down the pub most nights now and finding life without her pretty damn hard.

 

i know how you feel mate
Its amazing how your life changes when you dont have a woman !
I never thought they were that important & always took mine for granted
that wont happen again IF i find someone !