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24 November 1999, 02:32 PM
#392
Dear Mr Leigh,
Tried that and it contributed to a blown diff (too much leverage me thinks!). However, rest assured will try this next year with the welded-up diff....
Best regards
Mike
Tried that and it contributed to a blown diff (too much leverage me thinks!). However, rest assured will try this next year with the welded-up diff....
Best regards
Mike
26 November 1999, 03:29 AM
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DYNT - Why dont u ship both yr cars up there? You are obviously itching to drag yr EVO3 and yr 'personal' impreza demon arent ya?
I know -
Evo3 quarter mile : 10.9secs
Impreza (standard u said?) : 12.7secs
What I dont know is yr terminal speed and if u needed an engine rebuild. You probably did because u are technically such an incompetent engineer.
*please be gentle when u hit back*
I know -
Evo3 quarter mile : 10.9secs
Impreza (standard u said?) : 12.7secs
What I dont know is yr terminal speed and if u needed an engine rebuild. You probably did because u are technically such an incompetent engineer.
*please be gentle when u hit back*
29 November 1999, 12:42 AM
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This thread must not be allowed to die, so here is a little humour for you!
Mike R, see if you can find any subaru equivalents to these!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
SPEED KILLS
DRIVE A FORD
LIVE FOR EVER
A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"!
robski
Mike R, see if you can find any subaru equivalents to these!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
SPEED KILLS
DRIVE A FORD
LIVE FOR EVER
A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"!
robski
29 November 1999, 02:56 PM
#397
Dear all,
The only one I can think of sounds nasty and spitefull, but is not meant to be (its just at this short notice it's the only one I can think of!). Accordingly, please take it in the spirit intended:
Q) What's the difference between a Subaru Impreza and a hedgehog?
A) A hedghog has the ****** on the OUTSIDE....
LOL - will I thought it was funny (usually referes to XR3i's!).
Best regards
Mike
The only one I can think of sounds nasty and spitefull, but is not meant to be (its just at this short notice it's the only one I can think of!). Accordingly, please take it in the spirit intended:
Q) What's the difference between a Subaru Impreza and a hedgehog?
A) A hedghog has the ****** on the OUTSIDE....
LOL - will I thought it was funny (usually referes to XR3i's!).
Best regards
Mike
29 November 1999, 03:30 PM
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A man drives into a garage in his red Ferrari, the petrol attendant
asks him about his car, the man says he calls it Red Lightning because
it's Red and goes like Lighting.
Another man drives in with a Blue Lambo, the petrol attendant asks him about his car, the man says he calls his car Blue Thunder, because its Blue and when it goes past you its sounds like thunder.
Then a man drives in with a Cosworth, the petrol attendant asks him about his car, The man replies "I call it Period because every C**ts got one".
Ha Ha
Bash
asks him about his car, the man says he calls it Red Lightning because
it's Red and goes like Lighting.
Another man drives in with a Blue Lambo, the petrol attendant asks him about his car, the man says he calls his car Blue Thunder, because its Blue and when it goes past you its sounds like thunder.
Then a man drives in with a Cosworth, the petrol attendant asks him about his car, The man replies "I call it Period because every C**ts got one".
Ha Ha
Bash
29 November 1999, 03:55 PM
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Mike
What was the red car that you turned up to Donnighton in?
Yes I am bored and yes it is a slow day!!
Mark
didn't make 400th poo!!
[This message has been edited by Mark Champion (edited 29-11-1999).]
What was the red car that you turned up to Donnighton in?
Yes I am bored and yes it is a slow day!!
Mark
didn't make 400th poo!!
[This message has been edited by Mark Champion (edited 29-11-1999).]
29 November 1999, 05:07 PM
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Acronyms (well something like that anyway)
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Rust Development
and as a special treat for Mike
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
robski
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Rust Development
and as a special treat for Mike
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
robski
29 November 1999, 06:09 PM
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Oh bugger poo! 
I missed that one.
Never mind, there's always number 500......
Nice one Robski, pity Mr Rainbowman couldn't retaliate with something a little more original.
Stef.
I missed that one.
Never mind, there's always number 500......
Nice one Robski, pity Mr Rainbowman couldn't retaliate with something a little more original.
Stef.
29 November 1999, 06:33 PM
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Just to please Steph,
I'm sure you all know that it is universally accepted that the size of your car exhaust is inversely proportional to the size of your ****. So all you Scooby owners with your 5-6" Super Dragers - trying to tell us something?
Which leads me on nicely to my gag - Why are the female partners of Scooby owners so crap at parking? Because their men are always trying to tell them that this >------------------------< is 6"!
LOL
Mike
I'm sure you all know that it is universally accepted that the size of your car exhaust is inversely proportional to the size of your ****. So all you Scooby owners with your 5-6" Super Dragers - trying to tell us something?
Which leads me on nicely to my gag - Why are the female partners of Scooby owners so crap at parking? Because their men are always trying to tell them that this >------------------------< is 6"!
LOL
Mike
29 November 1999, 06:55 PM
#408
Dear All,
So which of you reprobates are going karting at Milton Keynes on 5th Dec? Anyone of any significance or will the RS Owners wipe the floor?!
Don't forget that you won't be able to run a chain up to the front wheels.... Natural habitat for us "proper" car owners - rwd rules!
(Hope we don't now come last, or I'll never live it down!)
See you all there....
Best regards
Mike
PS Bash, I haven't heard that one in years - will tell it at the next RSOC meeting, but swapping the cars round of course.....!
PPS And just for Robski:
First On Race Day......
[This message has been edited by Mike Rainbird (edited 29-11-1999).]
So which of you reprobates are going karting at Milton Keynes on 5th Dec? Anyone of any significance or will the RS Owners wipe the floor?!
Don't forget that you won't be able to run a chain up to the front wheels....
Natural habitat for us "proper" car owners - rwd rules!(Hope we don't now come last, or I'll never live it down!)
See you all there....
Best regards
Mike
PS Bash, I haven't heard that one in years - will tell it at the next RSOC meeting, but swapping the cars round of course.....!
PPS And just for Robski:
First On Race Day......
[This message has been edited by Mike Rainbird (edited 29-11-1999).]
30 November 1999, 12:42 AM
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OK,
Clapped-out
Over-abused
****-heap
With
Overly
Retentive
Tossers
Habitually
Showing
All
People
How
Iresponsible
RS-owners
Extricate-themselves-from hedges.
Sorry the last ones long.
Clapped-out
Over-abused
****-heap
With
Overly
Retentive
Tossers
Habitually
Showing
All
People
How
Iresponsible
RS-owners
Extricate-themselves-from hedges.
Sorry the last ones long.
30 November 1999, 11:07 AM
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Ha Ha.
Have to contribute to this one.
Sexed Up Beyond All Recognition Usually.
Stef Usually Beats All Rs Underdogs
And for Mike
Flaccid Old Rainbowman Drivel.
D.
Have to contribute to this one.
Sexed Up Beyond All Recognition Usually.
Stef Usually Beats All Rs Underdogs
And for Mike
Flaccid Old Rainbowman Drivel.
D.
30 November 1999, 04:50 PM
#419
NEVER!!!!!
Cosworths are the best and that's all there is to it. One day you'll all see the light...
I am but only one, but I will endeavour to preach the gospel according to Mr COStin and Mr DuckWORTH (Good job they didn't use the other part of their names - Sierra Tinduck doesn't quite have the same ring (sounds jap-crap almost!)) and continue to spread the word - Scoobies are for girls Cossies are for men
Now stop ganging up on me or I'll tell me Dad and he'll come and beat you all up!
Now I'm going to sulk until you all say you're sorry....
Mike
Cosworths are the best and that's all there is to it. One day you'll all see the light...
I am but only one, but I will endeavour to preach the gospel according to Mr COStin and Mr DuckWORTH (Good job they didn't use the other part of their names - Sierra Tinduck doesn't quite have the same ring (sounds jap-crap almost!)) and continue to spread the word - Scoobies are for girls Cossies are for men
Now stop ganging up on me or I'll tell me Dad and he'll come and beat you all up!
Now I'm going to sulk until you all say you're sorry....
Mike
30 November 1999, 05:25 PM
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Mike,
I'm sorry,
That you drive a crap car,
I'm sorry,
That you need to be locked up for your delusions,
I'm sorry,
That you blew another diff (not really)
I'm sorry,
That we're more clever like,
I'm sorry,
That you've spend 10k+? on mods and can still just stay with a UK Impreza,
I'm sorry,
That the above is only till the bends and only when it's dry,
I'm sorry,
That our humorous anagrams are better than yours.
Is that enough?
I'm sorry,
That you drive a crap car,
I'm sorry,
That you need to be locked up for your delusions,
I'm sorry,
That you blew another diff (not really)
I'm sorry,
That we're more clever like,
I'm sorry,
That you've spend 10k+? on mods and can still just stay with a UK Impreza,
I'm sorry,
That the above is only till the bends and only when it's dry,
I'm sorry,
That our humorous anagrams are better than yours.
Is that enough?