LOL all three films are excellent

Just read all of them, gonna have to think of some new ones to put!!!

 

I want the Porsche they used in Bad Boys and Will Smith - well yummy

 

blues brothers

Soul Food Cafe Owner: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: You want any jam on that honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Have you got any fried chicken ma'am?
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Best damned chicken in the state!
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: You want chickens wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Soul Food Cafe Owner: Be right back

Elwood Blues: Illinois *****.
Jake Blues: I hate Illinois *****


[Jake Blues is released on parole and gets back all the things he wore when he was arrested.]
Corrections Officer: One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled


[Elwood Blues Jake Blues has a fight over the police car Elwood Blues got after he traded away the original bluesmobile for a microphone]
Elwood Blues: You don't like it?
Jake Blues: No I don't like it...
[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
Jake Blues: Of course it's got a lot of pickup...
Elwood Blues: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[A brief thinking pause while Jake Blues lights a cigarette]
Jake Blues: Fix the cigarette lighter.


Jake Blues: How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women?


Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!


Jake Blues: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] 5 grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.
Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money!
Jake Blues: Well then... I guess you're really up **** Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language]
Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
Jake Blues: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said; I guess you're really up **** Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again]
Elwood Blues: Christ Jake! Take it easy man.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake Blues: Oh ****!
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues]
Elwood Blues: Jesus Christ!
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake Blues: ****!


Elwood Blues: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!

 

Little Miss WRX - You free later? ;-)

'I said goddam what a rush!'
John Travolta - Broken Arrow

 

[Friday]
Smokey : It's Friday ... you aint got no job and you aint got sh*t to do.

[Rush Hour]
Chinese noodle stall owner : I aint no punk bid-tch ... you the punk bid-tch.

Love it.

 

a nightmare on elmestreet

Donald: He's dangerous.
Nancy: You don't know he did it!
Donald: No? I know, thanks to your own statement, that he was locked in a room with a girl who went in alive and came out in a rubber bag!


Donald: What's happening?
Garcia: Well, if it were any more quiet, we could hear owls farting


Children: One, two, Freddy's coming for you! / Three, four, better lock your door! / Five, six, grab your crucifix! / Seven, eight, better stay up late! / Nine, ten, never sleep again!


Rod Lane: I had a hard-on this morning and it had your name written on it.
Tina Gray: My name's four letters -- there ain't enough room on your joint to fit it.


the italian job

Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I use a machine gun.



[Arthur blows up a truck.]
Charlie: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!



the a-team

[The team's plane is starting to malfunction]
Face: Uh, Murdoch, what's going to happen?
Murdoch: Looks like we're going to crash.'
Face: No, what's REALLY going to happen?
Murdoch: Looks like we're going to crash and DIE


[Face, B.A., and Murdoch are squeezed into the back seat of a car]
Murdoch: There isn't room for four of us?
B.A. Baracus: What? What do you mean four, sucker? [grabs him] There's three of us, you fool!
Face: Better say three, Murdoch or he's going to bounce you down the dotted line


[Face has just been rejected by a girl and he turns to see Murdoch staring at him]
Face: What are you looking at?
Murdoch: You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Face: How so?
Murdoch: Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry "Medic!"

 

Honestly, he proposes to me and now his after little miss W!

Mike: "if I recall correctly, the last couple of dead guys belonged to you"

Mm, Will Smith and Fast Cars!

 

mmmm Will Smith and fast cars, what a fantastic combination


Jen, we could do a time share?

 

Sounds good to me...can't decide which I'd like first though!

 

Every other weekend then.................we can have them both and allow them to rest inbetween

 

Sounds good to me, but i wouldn't want Will to feel less masculine....
There's more than enough Beef for everyone.... :-)

 

*****, *****, *****! All ***** must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing ***** in half! This is a ***** blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of *****! We got white *****, black *****, Spanish *****, yellow *****, hot *****, cold *****, wet *****, tight *****, big *****, bloody *****, fat *****, hairy *****, smelly *****, velvet *****, silk *****, Naugahyde *****, snappin' *****, horse *****, dog *****, chicken *****, fake *****! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

 

That last one was From Dusk Till Dawn mmmmmmmm george Clooney

LOL@Beef

 

Seth: All right, vampire killers... let's kill some f*cking vampires.

Seth: Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool.

Seth: Okay, I want him out of here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to Benny's World of Blood.

Seth: Well, your best better get a hell of a lot f*cking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot f*cking worse.

Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Whewww! Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

Seth: Now, is my **** together, or is my **** together?
Richard: Your **** is forever together!

Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

Seth: Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'.

Kate: Where are we going?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

Seth: If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

Sex Machine: He ain't your brother no more.
Seth: Well, that's a matter of opinion and I don't give a **** about yours.

Kate: Seth, should I save the last bullet for us?
Seth: No, use it on the next ****er that tries to bite you!

Love that film

 

you wanna see something funny?
take a look over there
see that man over there?
watch that guy
gotta watch my friend he sick his tongue out at that girl
ooooohhh look at that
slap
your sick
you see what happen to him!


Scarface

my favourate
i always thought you were left handed barry?
oh yea


I`m born again

Bad Taste

 

Shaggy "what do you care, you drink out of toilets!"

Scooby "so do wou!"

 

Paul, how did that ***** speech end? Something like:

"If you can find ***** cheaper anywhere else.... DUCK IT!"

I have the wav file somewhere...

 

Attention ***** shoppers! Take advantage of our penny ***** sale! If you buy one piece of ***** at the regular price, you get another piece of ***** of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat ***** for a penny! If you can find cheaper ***** anywhere, **** it!


Pure genius!

 

its on the dusk till dawn soundtrack cd same as
Kate Fuller : Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my ***** for me... please?
Richard Gecko : Uhh... sure




Kate Fuller: Are you okay?
Seth Gecko: Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.


Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a duck how crazy they are


Seth Gecko: Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we'll get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise...
[holds up gun]
Seth Gecko: Mr. .44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it

 

The Thing

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But if you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUKCING COUCH !"

Absolute class.

 

Think I'll put a clean one in now....

Cannonball Run.

Officer!
PULL OVER
We got no brakes, no brakes.
Ha-ha the ol no-brake gag works every time.
Oh no.... We really don't have any brakes
QUIT KIDDIN WILL YA!
haaaang onnnnn!!!!
E-V-IL KIN-EEE-VIL YOU GAAT YOURSELF SOME CAAAMPATITION!
HAHAHAHA

 

Just thought i would add my favourites! Some of them have already been mentioned,

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells of victory (APOCOLYPSE NOW )

Youre bleeding, i aint got time to blee, you got time to duck? ( PREDATOR )

Youre one ugly mother ******! ( PREDATOR )

Youre fat and im going to throw you in the river ( MEAN MACHINE )

Screw you clinton ( FIRST BLOOD )