From Duke Video - the Cossie experience

"Look at the speedo - 140

Corner coming up ahead

Ooooooh Shiiiiiiit

Bang


Silence"

 

Do you feel lucky, kid? Well do ya?

 

Um, bwavado. A touch of dewwing-do

 

"we will have to find new ways to motivate them" empire
"rats,the whole ******* family are rats" goodfellas
"you ******* cockroach" scar face
"say hello to my little friend" scarface

 

It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!

 

"Do wou have a pwoblem with my fried Biggis Dikus?"

 

What do you mean you've lost gorgeous George, he's not exactly a ser of f.cking car keys!!! (******)

 

"You don't sit your lanky *** down.... bottom line - I will knock you the **** out!"

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"Maverick, you're slowing down...!"

"I'm bringing him in closer"

"You're gonna do what?!!!!"

"I'm gonna hit the brakes and he'll fly right by!"

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"If you can't see the angles no more, you in trouble."

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From the old Mean Machine with Burt Reynolds playing the guards At american Football after 1 stiff arm tackle
Player - I think he's broken his f*cking neck

Physio - Jesus - he's broken his f*cking neck

(Jaws) Player that did it. - I told you I'd broken his f*cking neck
Classic

 

Samuel Jackson discussing the merits of the AK47 in Jackie Brown...

"When you absolutely, positively gots ta kill every muthafu*ka in the room...accept no substitutes"

 

Rocky 4 (I must brake you)Ivan drago

Silence of the lambs (I eat is liver with some father beans and a nice chianti

First blood (they drew blood 1st not me)

 

"You can't measure success by the size of your wallet" i think is how it goes, from wall street

 

Quotes from Star Wars (Sexual Inuendo)
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

Top Ten inuendo's in "The Empire Strikes Back"
1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. ***, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

Top Ten inuendo's in "Return of the Jedi"
1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."


[Edited by bladerider - 7/29/2002 12:28:14 PM]

 

Some of my faves:

"I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burnt to the ground. I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna p1ss on his ashes". Untouchables

"Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure" Aliens (can't believe nobody's done this one yet!)

"That's not a knife.....this is a knife!" Croc Dundee.



[Edited by MarkO - 7/29/2002 12:03:33 PM]

 

"Do you feel lucky...Punk..?"

 

Rocky IV - If he dies, he dies.

 

Just as a load of black clad SAS troopers burst into the room......


Lewis Collins: "SKELLEN!!"

SAS Trooper: "ITS SKELLEN"

Lewis Collins: "**** me lads, it's nice to be recognised"

'Who Dares Wins'

 

Predator - I went up to my girlfriend and said I'd like a little *****. She said me too, mine's as big as a house.

 

"your move creep"

"put down your gun you have 10 seconds to comply"

"Loosers winge about trying there best.. winners go home n f**k the prom queen"

 

Mad max?

What about (just before being lectured by a woman) "Pack your bags - we're goin' on a guilt trip".

Can't remember the film tho!

 

"****, watchoo weighin', three-fiddy?"
Will Smith - Bad Boys

 

Lol @ beefola....

"Freeze mother b1tches, Badges I give you badges!"

from the same film

 

Elwood:It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it!

Genius.

 

Here we go, my fave of all time:

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Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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Ferris Bueller: A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."
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Ferris Bueller: This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
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Cameron Frye: The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . .

Ferris Bueller: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.
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Ferris Bueller: A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.
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Ferris Bueller: I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
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Cameron Frye: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
Ferris Bueller: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
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Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
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Sloane Peterson: Cameron, what's gonna happen to it? It's in a garage.
Cameron Frye: It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong, a pigeon could sh** on it. Who knows?
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Ferris Bueller: I'm takin' the day off. Now get dressed and come on over.

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Ferris Bueller: How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?
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Ferris Bueller: They bought it. Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second.
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Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
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Ferris Bueller: Cameron, dear friend, you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you.
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What a movie.
I need to get out more.
See this site for more:
http://members.tripod.com/umq/umq.htm
Beef

 

Hundreds in ****** - here's a couple

Bricktop :-

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c?nt ... me!

Bullet tooth tony :-

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p?ssy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p?ssy, and have brought your two small mincey ****** ***** along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no p?ssy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little ***** are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your ***** into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

 

bad boys again

"Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off."

"Mike: Hello? We're your new neighbors. Don't be alarmed, we're negros.
Marcus: Naw man, you use too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. you got to sound more like them. [In high pitched voice] We were wondering if we could borrow a cup of brown sugar."

"Mike: You freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh ****, I'm ducked.
Mike: Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus: And some Skittles."

"Marcus: You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?!
Mike: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. Limited edition.
Marcus: You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the ***** just draggin' the duck along."

 

MarkO - indeed can't believe Aliens hasn't been done before (except yourself of course ). Class ...........

"We're on an express elevator to hell........Going Down......"

:S

 

aliens
Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They are soldiers.
Newt: It won't make any difference.

Ripley: Lieutenant what do those pulse rifles fire?
Gorman: 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round. Why?
Ripley: Well look where your team is, they're right under the central cooling towers.
Gorman: So?
Ripley: So if they fire their rifles won't they puncture the cooling tower?
Burke: Whoa, whoa, yeah she's right.
Gorman: So, so what?
Burke: Look that cooling tower is just basically a big nuclear reactor, right? So she's saying one puncture in a line and "Adios, muchachos"
Gorman: Oh great, wonderful. ****!! Uh, look, Apone we can't have any firing going on in there, I uh, I want you to collect ammunition from everyone. Fire units only I want rifles slung.
Hudson: Is he duckin crazy?!!
Frost: What are we supposed to use, man, bad language?
Apone: Sir, I...
Gorman: Just do it, Sargeant, and no grenades!



Apone: All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!


Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?



[The drop-ship crashes]
Hudson: Well that's great, that's just duckin' great man, now what the duck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty **** now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the duck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?



Vasquez: Hey, mira. Who's Snow White?
Ferro: She's supposed to be some kind of consultant. Apparently she saw an alien once.
Hudson: Well whoopee-duckin'-do, hey, I'm impressed.


Hudson: Man, this floor is freezing.
Apone: What do you want me to do, fix your slippers for you?
Hudson: Gee, would you, sir?
Apone: Look into my eye.



Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to duck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Apone: Knock it off, Hudson. Alright, gear off.