my mate actually said that, needless to say i had to drive his car home and explain why to his family

they didn't find it funny though

 

..or

"I've only had 8 *****, Pintstable"

On anonther occasion (alledgedly) bloke gets stopped by the old bill:

"Sorry sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket"
"Ooh good - is this a raffle?"
"Sort of - 3 more of these and you get a push-bike"

 

Guy at work was pulled over and gave a positive breath test, in court the officer who arrested him stood up in court in front of the judge to give evidence

"when asked if Mr X had anything to say his reply was"

"its all part of lifes rich tapestry"

Judge "24month ban"



Phil G

 

The first time i got stopped and got a ticket was for speeding between dorking and reigate. Officer asked me why i was in such a hurry so i told him the truth - i was trying to get home before my kentucky fried chicken got cold! He was quite good about it but still gave me three points

 

"Sorry sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket"
"Ooh good - is this a raffle?"
"Sort of - 3 more of these and you get a push-bike"

Pure class... Copper wins!!

 

Got stopped tonight for a routine check to see if i had been drinking, said no and that i was on my way home from work, asked where i worked, after telling him he realised i had gone out of my way as home was the other way. He asked why and i explained that i was letting the Turbo cool down!
He chuckled!

Mikey