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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 05:07 PM
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^ Its like watching 5th gear ^

I started nodding off 2mins in



How times have changed...harping on about the intricacies of active car suspension....when today 22 years later 90% of everyday cars still have the most basic and inferior of suspension systems...the Mcpherson strut on the front and a beam on the back.

S**t I'm doing it now...I want to see automotive pratting about, not an Open University video.

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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 05:13 PM
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12:31 ***** is talking about variable valve lift. On what looks like a Austin O-series cylinder head.

Patented by BMW and called "valvetronic" fitted on every 4 cylinder petrol BMW since 2001...I wonder if this is something they acquired when BMW bought Rover...


Oh, god, make it stop, somebody shoot me....
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 05:14 PM
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I want to see automotive pratting about, not an Open University video.
So do 90% of us, but the other 10% just moaned like ******* kids about it.
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 06:05 PM
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We know that three of them will be alright, but this goes to show how one team member's stupidity can also affect other innocent team members. May and Hammond can't be impressed with all that.

What did the two say about JC's recent stupidity that has brought all that upon? It didn't come in my awareness to look for what May's and Hammond's views are, on that.
I've now found out that they both have declined BBC contract offer, which obviously didn't involve JC. So the trio must be working on their future productions with no strings attached to the BBC. Ok.

I also hear that May and Hammond are auctioning their bikes. Nothing to do with unemployment, as they had this plan for selling their bikes, anyway. I presume that some SN members may like to buy an item or two off their auction?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cele...otorbikes.html
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 06:11 PM
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Rumor alert....
Clarkson,May and Hammond to sign for Sky on a new show called Top Speed
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot

I also hear that May and Hammond are auctioning their bikes. Nothing to do with unemployment, as they had this plan for selling their bikes, anyway. I presume that some SN members may like to buy an item or two off their auction?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cele...otorbikes.html
Yeah, the bike sale would have been organised well in advance.

I visit the Stafford bike show alot and they always had a massive range of stuff at the auction, be it rare or ex-celebrity etc. Usually all fetching silly money too. Its a pretty big event if your into old bikes; useless for buying stuff though as its 95% market traders who know their market and charge accordingly....I purchased brand new factory mirrors for my RD500 from a Yamaha dealership for less than a stall owner was selling second hand ones!!

They usually have closing dates for auction applications well in advance of the auction date in order to professionally photograph the lots, print-up the brochures, distribute and advertise, as well as accepting pre-auction bidding. It was certainly the case when I was involved with the auctioning of a Aston Martin by Bonhams (nice people to deal with too, mind, I'd expect so with the commission that's charged). In that case it was a six months lead time between application and auction.

Still, handy publicity!
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 06:47 PM
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Firstly looking at the times of your posts - do any of you work? lol

Secondly I saw a tweet, before JC was sacked, from said "Producer" denying that JC had hit him.

Thirdly isn't it correct that the **** didn't hit the fan till 3 or 4 days after said incident and was reported by other people (including JC ) and not the producer himself.

Finally if I am repeating what's been said already then apologies I got as far as page 5 before my eyes glazed over.

PPS - I, for one, dropped everything for TG on a Sunday night....with that gone then only the footy (what there is of it), The Voice (got to let the wife watch something lol) and the occasional documentary is well worth the £150 quid a year licence fee.
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 06:50 PM
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Would have thought the RC30 May is sitting is worth more than £10-£12k?
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Edmondo
Firstly looking at the times of your posts - do any of you work? lol
Good Friday. We're closed...first day off I've had this year.

Otherwise at work 6days a week. 8:00am 'til 6:00pm.

I had plans for today, but had a bad beer last night (only had three pints LOL...felt like six..kicked in two hour later and I was out for the count - fresh barrel of local ale - must have been a bit stronger than normal ), feel crap today, drizzle outside, so f**k it spend the day on Youtube watching Russian parodies of Sia videos.

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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 07:18 PM
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Yeah, the bike sale would have been organised well in advance.

I visit the Stafford bike show alot and they always had a massive range of stuff at the auction, be it rare or ex-celebrity etc. Usually all fetching silly money too. Its a pretty big event if your into old bikes; useless for buying stuff though as its 95% market traders who know their market and charge accordingly....I purchased brand new factory mirrors for my RD500 from a Yamaha dealership for less than a stall owner was selling second hand ones!!

They usually have closing dates for auction applications well in advance of the auction date in order to professionally photograph the lots, print-up the brochures, distribute and advertise, as well as accepting pre-auction bidding. It was certainly the case when I was involved with the auctioning of a Aston Martin by Bonhams (nice people to deal with too, mind, I'd expect so with the commission that's charged). In that case it was a six months lead time between application and auction.

Still, handy publicity!
Oh, right. Shame that, as I'm sure some from here would have liked to bid, and then told us about it with pictures.

May said that he has a canoe and and a TG petrol can for sale as well, which he may stick on the Ebay at some point. Some SN canoeist may become a winner bidder for at least one of them, with a bit of luck. That's if interested.
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This is a laugh.....!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152763394787263


Clarkson's waiter tells his side of the story.....

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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
Good Friday. We're closed...first day off I've had this year.

Otherwise at work 6days a week. 8:00am 'til 6:00pm.

I had plans for today, but had a bad beer last night (only had three pints LOL...felt like six..kicked in two hour later and I was out for the count - fresh barrel of local ale - must have been a bit stronger than normal ), feel crap today, drizzle outside, so f**k it spend the day on Youtube watching Russian parodies of Sia videos.


lol - I meant the start of the thread
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Edmondo

Secondly I saw a tweet, before JC was sacked, from said "Producer" denying that JC had hit him.

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Why did he drive to A&E
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
Why did he drive to A&E
You tell me - something is very amiss in this whole "Incident"......smoke and mirrors
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 09:25 PM
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That old Top Gear episode was far more interesting to me.
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ossett2k2
Rumor alert....
Clarkson,May and Hammond to sign for Sky on a new show called Top Speed


Sounds like a plan ......
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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by john banks
That old Top Gear episode was far more interesting to me.
It's certainly come a long way

From this:

to this:

and finally to this:
http://www.break.com/video/ugc/top-g...part-1-2802217

The only thing that hasn't changed is Clarkson's wardrobe.

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Old Apr 3, 2015 | 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
Why did he drive to A&E
Well yeah: Look at how far it is...





One hour drive by himself whilst "feeling dizzy"!?!? There's a slightly closer hospital near Kendal too
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Originally Posted by jonc
It's certainly come a long way


to this:
Top Gear Season 1 Episode 1 - Series 1 Episode 1 - YouTube
I resent that episode: In 2001/2002 I was given a new Berlingo 1.9d as a works van...I did roughly 10000 miles in the hateful thing in the remaining 8 months I worked there.

It wouldn't even crack 70mph with the ladders on the roof, unless it was downhill I guess it was better performing than the intermittent 2 cylinder Transit I had before it...Transit was much more comfy though.

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Was there a hospital report.?

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Old Apr 4, 2015 | 06:46 AM
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More rumours, this time for Netflix

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...ichard-Hammond
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All this fiasco tells me is, much like our political elite the heads of the BBC are a bunch of idiots educated beyond the point of reason and common sense, completely out of touch with the world the rest of us live in merrily floating along without any real concerns beyond the appearance morality, yet behind the scenes they are in fact devoid and would sell their own mothers for personal gain or gratification.

What a monumental **** up they have made in effectively flushing millions of what is really licence fee payers money down the toilet.

Good managers would have handled this very differently and secured an outcome that chastised Clarkson for his behaviour (which was effectively an after hours incident when they were back at their accommodation and not actually in their "work environment" ) yet allowed the money spinning national institution that was Top Gear to continue.

It's easy to let ego get in the way of good judgment when it's not your money at stake.

I feel sorry for all the associated people that earned a living off the back of it as they are the real losers in this situation not the multi millionaire presenters and bosses they'll just carry on as normal, but somewhere in all of this there's some poor bastid that was scraping to make ends meet looking for a new job.

Well done!
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
All this fiasco tells me is, much like our political elite the heads of the BBC are a bunch of idiots educated beyond the point of reason and common sense, completely out of touch with the world the rest of us live in merrily floating along without any real concerns beyond the appearance morality, yet behind the scenes they are in fact devoid and would sell their own mothers for personal gain or gratification.

What a monumental **** up they have made in effectively flushing millions of what is really licence fee payers money down the toilet.

Good managers would have handled this very differently and secured an outcome that chastised Clarkson for his behaviour (which was effectively an after hours incident when they were back at their accommodation and not actually in their "work environment" ) yet allowed the money spinning national institution that was Top Gear to continue.

It's easy to let ego get in the way of good judgment when it's not your money at stake.

I feel sorry for all the associated people that earned a living off the back of it as they are the real losers in this situation not the multi millionaire presenters and bosses they'll just carry on as normal, but somewhere in all of this there's some poor bastid that was scraping to make ends meet looking for a new job.

Well done!
Bang on the money Ditchmyster
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Originally Posted by ossett2k2
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Clarkson,May and Hammond to sign for Sky on a new show called Top Speed
ITV
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Old Apr 4, 2015 | 09:50 AM
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Stewart Lee is not funny at anything makes me fall asleep with his crap sooner punch the **** in the face.
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I was OK with that until he became apologetic to Gordon Brown.

...Not a Joke
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Old Apr 4, 2015 | 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
All this fiasco tells me is, much like our political elite the heads of the BBC are a bunch of idiots educated beyond the point of reason and common sense, completely out of touch with the world the rest of us live in merrily floating along without any real concerns beyond the appearance morality, yet behind the scenes they are in fact devoid and would sell their own mothers for personal gain or gratification.

What a monumental **** up they have made in effectively flushing millions of what is really licence fee payers money down the toilet.
Well yeah, at the very least its a cynical and hypocritical operation to say the least: What of those that "leaked" all this information/gossip to the press. The smear campaign was pretty low....who is answerable to that? Who is being sacked or suspended for that? This is an inccident that could have been handled far better; media intrusion didn't help, but the BBC being a media entity should know exactly how to handle it. Instead it just leaked stuff, and let gossip reign from other sources, when it itself had the power to be the first to break the news and give public factual accounts: Even now there isn't a proper in-depth public account of events in the run up to the incident, just the gossip and ultra-vague statement issued by Ken MacQuarrie.

Who does Cohen answer to? I mean if this were Sky or ITV, its tough *******...private enterprise with dog-eat-dog management and all that. However this is the BBC - with its "unique funding".

There are alot of "Sirs" working in the backgrounds of the BBC...why is this? Cash for honours? You don't see many sirs working for Sky do you? There is something purile and backwards about this organisation, they talk of big funding cuts as part of austerity...but I bet you this, that place percentage-wise probably has more middle management non-jobs than the political, education and health sectors combined: When you look at it, that £3700million income..if I read it right thats almost TEN times more than ITV's. That's a colossal difference.
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It's just another example of "jobs for the boys" basically a state run media organisation funded by a stealth tax on the people and run by the peers and school chums of those in parliament, "Papa I don't fancy a career in politics, Never mind son we'll get you in at the BBC" Bunch of toffs milking the serfs.

Links between the two and recent child sex scandal is confirmation, not that any should be required.
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What about the missing 3 episodes, anyone seen copies of them yet?
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