I am thinking of buying an Aquarium at the weekend. Which fish is fastest?

 

a) The lesser striped dog shark
b) Anything the lesser striped dog shark is trying to eat

 

An extremely hungry piranha I would guess

Scotty.

PS: Dangle your todger in with it and I bet he outperforms any Scooby

 

A "Stingray" - of the Corvette type, with 7.7 litre V8 lump! Or maybe evn an Opel "Manta" GTE!!

 

Mooser - Is that a real fish? Does anyone keep fish? Not much of a meal for a Pirahna fish

 

i own fish - don't bother -after about 6 months the novelty wears off and you are left with the bloody things!! (if the wife had her way they would go down the pan!)

(oh 4ft tropical tank and gubins)

 

wonder where this thread is going lol

 

JJ, you said the novelty wears off. How do you mean? The novelty of keeping them alive or the novelty of looking at them. I have decided that I like little ones in shoals, if they grow to big I can feed them to my cats LOL

 

There's some sharks in Cardiff Subaru that are pretty fast

 

I take it you posted this stupid thread because you found a new thingy with loads of teeth.

well done

Martin

 

the novelty initially lay with (in descending order of importance) the following items:

1)something new that included new gadgets that had 3 pin plugs - i.e. - 240v appliances.

2)possibility of owning carnivorous fish (rapidly lose this interest when you consider feeding costs/cleaning tank hazards)

3)tank cleaning is as often as your car gets cleaned and takes at least as long. (i.e. five minutes once a week or 3 hours once every six months)

4)they give little or no entertainment when compared with the cathode ray tube.

5)words like fin rot, snails, algae, chlorine, filter are all suddenly familiar!

buy something else for the cash e.g. air filter or beer (the air filtter makes this thread scooby related and therefore valid in this forum )