Martyn Tonks

Green 5 door Turbo on B4008 overbridge at Junction 12.

Thanks for all your advice, but all the insults you hurled at me I've heard before. Whilst trying to impress your mates in the car you left part of your bumper on the side of the road, after it was ripped off when you hit the concrete barriers, I think you are definitely the w--ker.

Now the story for all to hear.

I am General Manager of a traffic management company, (we put out all of those road cones for road works) I was helping 2 of my employees on a routine maintenance patrol on the B4008 above M5 Junction 12 roadworks last night. There are temporary traffic lights above and the above mentioned car was sitting waiting rather impatiently flashing his lights at these lights. As I passed his car he opened the window and proceeded to hurl abuse at me, insulting my education and parentage (by the way I have an engineering degree and two parents named on my birth certificate) I explained nicely that flashing the headlights at temporary traffic lights will not make them change any quicker. More abuse told I knew F*** ALL, of course it changed them quicker. The lights then changed and said car took off with his mates all laughing in the back, 50 yards further on Mr Dick Head loses control on the slippery surface and hits the concrete barrier, there's justice, but is too red faced to stop, (laugh, I nearly wet myself).

If you see a Green Turbo 5 door driving around Gloucester or Stroud without a front bumper and a to55er at the wheel it may well be him, ask him how he did it.

By the way flashing of the headlamps definitely does not change temporary traffic lights any quicker, the sensors are MOTION operated only, not light activated.

evo kid

I hope you are still waring your smug look ?

i love it when people get there come upance

alter_ego

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[Edited by alter_ego - 5/19/2002 1:36:08 AM]

graham pritchard

Wasn't me mate
I've got a green 5 door Turbo, but prefer to be
more reserved than the T***er you mention.
Not familliar with this other \scoob either.
I pass that way each day - so please don't mistake
me for such a plonker!
Cheers

Turboteeth

Sadly more and more t*ssers are driving Scoobs every day...