Ubik

Indeed! The Lesser Spotted Slightly Off Silver Chuffer was seen pursued by his partner in crime just now Toasting the bypass.

Even got a snap of the occasion!


Strewth he's even centre frame! Saw you have matey, I waved back as you passed but I was trying to record the event. Will upload it when I get home.


No 1 Max hunt successfull



Adele - did you spot him?


Max - bl**dy mobile lost its signal inside the building thats why I never picked up. I went outside and got wet for a bit instead!

scoobimax

At last! Now for it to happen by someone I don't know and haven't primed with details of my route and time!


Yep saw the flash, but what use it would have been at that distance is anyones guess!


Modesty not your strongest trait then


Ahmen to that


Mmm - did see some blinds twitching in the J E James building on the right hand side but don't know where she works. Did open the throttle in second on the roundabout to signal my arrival/departure!


Wouldn't worry about it - I never rang you See reply on the other thread (didn't get your PM in time!! - my fault, not yours).



All we need now is for Brother James to join in.

just found this on his profile (GreenWithEnvy):

That average posts today could do with being bumped up from 'trace' - he's been registered 18 months nearly!!!!

Max

greenwithenvy

...takes deep breath and waits for applause!!!

Yes you have finally awoken the green giant from his slumber - I understand since my last post that silver and mica red are undesirable colours for cars and someone has invented a circular disc containing music - I believe the name is 'LP'??!! Bring back twin pea shooters!!

I have viewed many a post from far and wide from the kingdom of greeness where shooting brakes are worshipped like gods.

Remember, you may mock, but take heed of what the great book foretold - 3 shepherds named maxus ubiktus and daftus ladus would follow a seven pointed star to bow down before the king and look upon him greenwithenvy.

Now be off with you before I cast a plague of cleanliness upon your chariots

Amen

scoobimax

BUMP

**** me that hurt - I fell of me chair, the jolly green giant from the estate world has awoken! Perhaps the smell of toast did the trick

So what time you coming down with yer bucket and shammy?

Brother Maxus

Daft Lad

scoobimax

Surely you will duel with this new imposter to your crown. My god man, have you taken leave of your senses - he drives a lardy assed green shooting break!!!

Daft Lad

Good point Max, previous post revised from



To

Ubik

Back home..........





Max followed by GreenWithEnvy

How many days have you got. Its a big job. Didn't help thrashng it round the moors for fourty mins at around 2am.

Ubik

Is still waiting


For it was said in the holy book of Toast that green cars are slow, estates especially so.

For silver and red cars are the fastest. I photoshopped out the tow rope Max was using to drag you along at speed.

- GreenWithPity

greenwithenvy

...alas poor shepherds, you should stick to playing with sheep.

Remember again what the good book said:

For he was crucified for having an estate, but he did rise again and rode to the Red Lion in 'triumph' - obviously a misquote.

Its good to be back on the net chaps.

A toast to the 4 musketeers!!

PS I would have put some of them smilie things in but I don't know how to work them!!

The green giant

gso

I never realised this part of the world actually had its own language (sheffield/chesterfield)... sometime (most times) i'm scratching my head wondering what the hell you lot are on about

And Ubik....I presume you must have known max and envy we're coming... i presume you're not sad enough to sit there waiting for scoobs to o by so u can get a snap?

scoobydee2

It did help that max informed us of his e.t.a., so we were both waiting for his grand arrival

scoobimax

A good supply of mushrooms is an essential contribution to communicating in the language from the Kingdom of Toast - more commonly known as Toastish.

Prohpet Ubik had a preminition that a great coming was in the air.


PMSL

Just click on whichever smilie picture you want in the Smilies box. there are more if you click on the more box. Just make sure your cursor is in the right place in the text.

Ubik

Indeed I did, like Adele says we knew his ETA.

As for the sad bit...well it was raining and I was getting wet!


Mr Envy - as a green waggon driver the only smilies you will need are;



Examples of their day to day use

I drive a wagon

Its green

Yes really I bought a wagon!

Why do I like wagons?



Just kidding. I like them, my brother loves 'em.

medic

ROFPMSL

You are all crazy but I love reading these posts.

Worked all last night, got up about 12.00 dreaming of.....................TOAST
Brown, wholemeal of course, lashings of butter, My Mate, and Marmalade.
Mmmmmmmmmm. Burp, pardon.

Can I be in your gang now

scoobimax

You're serpently on the road to enlightenment, a healthy enlightnement albeit <wholemeal toast he mutters under his breath as he walks away shaking his head>

scoobimax

Like the pic Brother David. Luckily it looked like there were some big eaves affording you some protection form the elements - although I see you've applied some pretty canny rainsplash effects to the image!

Is your place of work near the firm On Drive - thers's a couple of Sport drivers there: one silver (with a turbo bonnet) and one reddish blue. They're both registered in ImprezaSport.net - G-MAN and Karlos Fat Lad respectively.

Ubik

Indeed I do! You have to pass their building to get to mine, I work right at the bottom of the estate so I see the silver one every morning parked up outside their new unit.

I have seen the redish blue one in and out, so tell Karlos Fat Lad to start waving at the poo mobile.

I see him sometimes at lunch time and if I leave work early. Big fat back box and a low level spoiler.

Theres a red mica bugeye GX knocking about, he keeps parking at the kiddies play centre thats just opened at unit 13.

There is also a P1 that never waves that works just a little further along from on drives. The fecking estate is riddled with scoobys!


I agree with Brother Medic though. Wholemeal Toast can be excellent, plenty of jam or whatever on it.

Still plan to test my curry on Toast project out though.

Ubik

'nuff said.

Ubik

Medic officially proclaimed as the God of Brown Toast!

medic

Thank you Thank you. I swear to defend the honour of brown toast against all userpers

Daft Lad

Welcome Medic! Although I find your taste for *wholemeal* Toast rather disturbing I agree with Ubik that you shall indeed be our God of Brown Toast and Teacher of correct Marmite Usage Guidlines.

Your God and Friend,

King Dr. God of the Toast Experience

scoobimax

**** me I've got to clean my monitor and keyboard now - spat coffee all over them.

Brother David can you mail me that picture - that has to be circulated at work!

Brother Max

Ubik

Brother Max,


PM me your email address and I will send it over


Praise be to the Toast
Brother David