If your reading this you stupid b@stard, when im overtaking a line of cars it is not common practice for you to move over on me as im along side you and try to push me off the road, its a bloody good job i was going fast enough to get past otherwise i would have had to get in the hedge to avoid you. I had 2 wheels on the mud bank as it was.
It is also not common practice to then overtake the car behind me one a double white line through a red crosshatched filter lane either you w@nker
And the third thing that told me you were a to55er is that you came right up my **** so close i couldnt see your lights then persisted on trying to dazzle me with main beam.

Why bother ???????? Didnt you like me overtaking a line of slow moving cars which you didnt want to overtake yourself you muppet.

You will remember the car (Stickered up classic) and i remember yours, alos hope you get done by the cops for having a headlight out.

If i see you trying this trick again your going to be in trouble.
Yes ill be watching out for you, i use that road at the same time everytime im in work on days.

Just shows how BMW drivers get a bad name.

Rant over, your still a stupid w@nker though.

 

I only wanted to say hello.

Thankyou for your kind remarks.

I shall fix my headlight tomorrow.

Cheers.

 

Sounds like the bastad tried to kill you John... Not good - good job that stickered up classic has more horses than Jenny Pitmans fantasies

 

Gawd man, you broke the golden rule: never, I mean NEVER, overtake ANY Beemer :-) Also applies to other BMW drivers! I have a friend who drives an M3 and he once overtook a 318i and got the finger....couldn't hear what the other driver was shouting though, that lovely straight six serves as a nice censorship device, as well as being an amazingly quick powerplant! ;-)

Fairly sure it wasn't complimentary though! :-P

Best.

 

Lol at Yoza

Deffo not complimentary mate, he was close to killing me, i was up on a mud bank doing 70, could have flipped or anything, need to try and find him again for his reg number, i was too busy trying to avoid the hedges. My wing mirror is in a right mess

 

Typical BMW w@nker

What a tw@t !!

Pity you didn't manage to get his number plate,m you could have grassed him up and got him a nice visit off a nice officer or two

Next time you see him, give him some of these.....

 

Well bad that John! F@cking BMW drivers!

 

Lets go out in force and surround him next time John - we'll make sure he keeps at a certain speed, then swerve away and have him in a ditch - nice black and white BMW it'll be then