Turbohot

I mean why do you try to race me all the time on that Mold-Wrexham road as soon as you see a scooby ? hope you get done by the coppers who are bl**dy watching all along that f*cking road man !
Just to let you know i could gulp you for a breakfast.Just dont wannna loose my licence.Carry on showing off the way you do and i bet you will !
You lot make me laugh

shawn r

iTrader: (3)

hear hear! well said and totally agree

Turbohot

Thanks Shuan mate

ChrisC

It's a free gift with every "modified" Nova/Corsa along with a lifetime subscription to Max Power - the first half of a brain transplant. You only get one back when you sell the bloody thing !
Another fed up Scooby driver who has nothing to prove !

n one

iTrader: (5)

It`s the same story round these parts, all those crazy fools passing you in 30/40mph limits, especially when my girlfriend takes the Scoob, she says its cranks in 4x4`s who`ve just got to be past regardless.

Neil.

garangie

You would love to blow the little s**ts off but we all know who will get PULLED


Gareth

NICK DF

I tend to get it with every vectra i come across!! they always seem to think there faster!

IPKIS

i find they dry right up yer *** also
but a flame kit soon cures that

16vmarc

Its a shame none of them will read this though eh....

SiDHEaD

we had a CTR do this today. They all looked round at us then shot off in a 30.. We were a) in a P1 and b) thought they were dicks.. Great they showed us...

scoobyboy1

iTrader: (16)

If you really want to pi55 them off, just drive really slow cause all they want to do is see your reaction, and see you speed off, so best thing is drive at 25mph on a 30mph road, and watch there face. No point losing your licence, trying to impress a crappy nova/corsa driver, i get it all the time when you are driving down a 30mph road and some nova driver races behind you then breaks the law by going on the wrong side off the road just to get in front of you, it just aint worth it.

markbluemica

i had a m3 try to use itself as a trailor on the back of my sti today so i just drove round at 20mph it drove him fecking mad and i was just pissing myself at him but i get it all the time from corsas

SUBTYPER

Some really good replies on here. I wonder what these people would do against an unmarked scooby. Would be interesting to see if it happens to the unmarked boys in blue.

I was once nearly lured into a traffic light drag but when the guy in the ashtray shouted over I will have you no porblems. I shouted back yeah but yours is still a Vauxhall. LOL At which he smoked the front tyres and I accelerated away to 30mph in fits of laughter at his tyre smoking antics. He smoked them that long he nearly missed the green light.

Do we try to lure (OK EXCLUDING SCOOBYBOY) Ferraris and Porsches and Lamborghinis into out and out high speed stuff? No

Do we head into the forrests at weekends and lure every would be farmer and Colin Mcrea into single muddy lane car damaging point to point racing? Err No.

So why the hell do these little town cars wanna race us to the next traffic light or traffic jam. IS carpark spaces that limited that they are worried we might pinch there space.

scoobyboy1

iTrader: (16)

Coming to think of it, i know i slag of nova/corsa saxo drivers etc when they come racing up behind me, yesterday i did that same thing to a Ferrari 360 Modena on the motorway, i came racing behind him and when he saw me he put his foot down, i stayed behind him for a couple of seconds then he probably thought he wouldnt waste his fuel on me, moved over and let me past, i was more gutted that he didnt race me. The only thing that i dont like is when people try to race me, and put my life and other peoples lives in danger just to get in front of me, usally nova/corsa drivers and other cars with about 60-90bhp and big alloys.

NICK DF

I have a mate whos a mechanic. he had a guy in a corsa the other month with a huge sticker in the back window which read "SCOOBY EATER" reckons he could beat any scoob cos he could smoke the tyres for about 50 yards! what a ***!!

SUBTYPER

Shame we couldnt get some seriously modified Imprezas and have a invite day for all the modified boy racers to a drag strip and see what they can do.

I can smoke tyres all day if i wanted and not spend a penny on fuel. Got a mate with a massive incinerater.

I might get a sticker for the back of my scooby "Corsa Eater but they dont taste very nice" LOL

NICK DF

LOL at Subtyper

scoobyboy1

iTrader: (16)

Seen a few scoobys round my area who have "cossie killer" on the bottom of there numberplates, and seen some cossies with "scooby slayer", might have to get one made up with "Corsa killer" or "Saxo Slayer" from now on LOL.

SUBTYPER

Surely if you just get a sticker saying Conan the Barbarian it will cover all makes.

NICK DF

We dont need stickers guys we have nothing to prove

SUBTYPER

AAAAHHHHH BUT DAD STICKERS ARE COOL.

All the corsa`s and Novas got em. I WANT ONE AND I WANT A BURBERYY PLEASE OH PLEASE I WILL BEHAVE OVER THE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS.

LOL

NICK DF

Ok sorry Conan

scoobyboy1

iTrader: (16)

On the topic of stickers, seen plenty of novas/corsa, etc with HKS, Greddy, Blitz stickers on there cars, makes me laugh everytime i see them. oh and my favourite the NOS sticker, gaurenteed to see one on the back of a 1.2litre vauxhall nova along with max power sticker, shouldnt slate them really but its fun.

NICK DF

My mate saw a corsa wiv huge spinners on the other day!! Bling Bling!! he nearly crashed laughing

SUBTYPER

Thanks Daddy Nick. Thought spinners what you used to go fishing with, for Mackeral. Bet it had a flamer kit on and a gas bottle with NOS in it. By the way does anybody notice when you see a corsa they always got a stick on fuel filler cap. and the Saxos all seem to have broken suspension as they sit on the tarmac.

NICK DF

Yup!

SUBTYPER

Were those wheels like my new 19" jobbies

NICK DF

LOL

Hol

iTrader: (1)

Ive got a sticker that says it all:

STI





Reminds me of that song- 'Who let the sheds out, ooh ooh oh, who let the shed out..............


Standard cars with big wheels and speed zapping bodykits , at least in my day we put bigger engines nad turbos in - Ourselves

Turbohot

I have seen a dead old nova with Subaru swoosh logo sticker on the boot with stars and swirls in my local.I was p!ssing myself laughing.