Fuzz

There have been various threads about v-bad driving but
if a post came up like the above and you *knew* it was you, would you own up to it and take the abuse ??

Andy

P.s I drove like a **** today

Moles Dad

Mmmmmm, driving you say....what was the question again?

Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

Er - bin there & done that - not proud

'bout a year ago and I owned up on SN straight away.

Turns out a netter (& off duty police) had seen me too as I got PM from him a couple of days later

Moles Dad

PTMW...what is PM ?

Fuzz

private message / mail

Sideways

Thanks Moles dad was just about to ask that.

Well they say you are what you eat so that makes me a ****
So yes I would own up.

Jas

m18use

own up sideways you always drive in this manner

Corpulent Tosser

I always drive like a Tosser

mbc

we all do it every now and then eh

ScoobyK

Jas, thank god you don't drive like a pr1ck then !! lol

It's a difficult question as one person may see things one way, and another, a totally different way. I drive fast, and I "enjoy" driving, like to feel I don't drive like a **** in most peoples eyes tho...but who know what the cars we overtake etc think.

Funkii Munkii

I've always driven like a Munkii

Get through **** loads of wipers

Dave

darkblueturbo

i drive quickly, but not like a ****.

I used to until my car made love to a tree.

naughtybutnice

scooby k, good point! We know what we can safely get away with with our motors, but some of the 'folks' we overtake must sometimes think that they are just about to be part of a horror smash. They must then think (once we have 'safely' passed by!)one of two things...
1: "****in brilliant!, look how quick that is!!!"
or
2: "****in idiot!!!...could have killed the whole of western europe driving like that etc etc"
personally, i think that if you drive it courtiously then you will get a smile or a flash off the people you have just blown away!!!
As for the moaners... you could save them fallin off a cliff and they'd sue you for assault!
Jibber over, martin
p.s. if you print the swear words then i'm sorry for using abusive language, if you delete them then who gives a fu**?

Regacy

Years ago I liked to make old people shake their fists at me on the motorway.
When they're dawdling along in the middle lane pass them on the inside as fast as you can.
Luckily I had a slow car then, and I've grown out of it now.

dosenöffner

I used to have the same horn as the milk truck back home and would sit at the top of the drive to the old people village and toot my horn. They would trundle up to get their milk and I would drive off. When the milkman did come they would think it was me and stay down the drive. Do I qualify?

Turboteeth

I have come to the conclusion I can't drive...I change gear mid corner, back off whilst going round roundabouts and brake so hard that a set of brake discs lasts about 3 months.

Worst of all I sinned big time the other day on the M5 - bloke in a £199k Bentley decided he'd missed the junction for the M4 and slammed on his brakes right in front of me whilst we were both doing xxx mph. So I thought it would be clever to pass him and do the same at xxx + 20 mph. It wasn't and he ended up trying to force me in to the hard shoulder for a "chat".

I used to like driving but don't really any more. Time to buy a Fiesta I think

snowcrash

lol @ turbo - i was in the uRaBus mobile at the time of this incident and i reckon stopping for a chat would have been a good idea as he was a ***** - for careering over 3 lanes just AFTER an exit (yeah i know he drove a bentley - but i don't think there designed for ploughing into other cars or metal barrier's just to get off at a junction. So i reckon we should have stopped off for a chat...

Fuzz

we await the arrival of you in a fiesta on Sunday then
I take it you two will be there ?

Andy

m18use

If you get a fiesta dont buy anything more powerful
than a 1.3 ghia

darkblueturbo

I used to have a 1.3 mistral. Much lighter than the Ghia and was RAPID. Accelerating to 30 in just under 5 seconds!!

m18use

that will be to fast for him
maybe a 1.1 would be more suitable

Turboteeth

Time for this thread to be muppetized...

Fuzz

don't you dare

Andy

darkblueturbo

NO! PLEEEEAAASSSEE!! I don't wanna be a muppet! :'-|

Sideways

Fuzz you going sat aswell ?

Fuzz

Sideways, see post on "big meet" page...save me repeating myself..

Andy.

can we get this back on track before it's sent somewhere I don't want, being as it's MY thread

Jerry B

I thought I'd been spotted at last!!! oh well, and after my best efforts last sunday morning on the M40 I was sure it was me, the description fitted perfectly.

Fuzz

LOL @ Jerry,

God knows how I never get spotted by anyone local to me,
I don't do slow

Andy

Jerry B

It was embarassing man....I had to put my foot down afterwards coz I didn't want anyone to see my face....had a few words with myself after that and drove like an angel for at least, well, half an hour or so.......no, but seriously. It's not big and it's not clever I know.

Fuzz

tell us what you did then, may as well come clean now


Andy