Todays Funny.
26 September 2008, 08:15 PM
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Todays Funny.
The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself. The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on. Tall, aquamarine
blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini-skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and a magnificent pair of firm, perky breasts were on show.
I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I taken a sip when I saw her pulling another bar stool up close to me and sitting down. She said ' Hi ', and I said ' Hi' in return. She asked how I was then took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down. 'So, does that make you feel good ?' she asked. 'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good before.'
'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.' That sounded a bit pathetic and I thought she would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert, perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred. ' OK' I replied.
'I'll bet you do', she said. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!' Unbelievably, I heard myself saying: 'Well, actually I have. In that game, we were down by
six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The opposition kicked the ball deep into our half, where I caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few
defenders, handed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and scored a try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds to full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and ... '
"Ahhh...." she said huskily between clenched teeth and pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her skirt. My fingers were suddenly immersed in what felt like wisps of soft cotton but wet, wet, wet!!!!! She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart *** : Have you ever felt such a c*nt?' 'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'
blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini-skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and a magnificent pair of firm, perky breasts were on show.
I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I taken a sip when I saw her pulling another bar stool up close to me and sitting down. She said ' Hi ', and I said ' Hi' in return. She asked how I was then took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down. 'So, does that make you feel good ?' she asked. 'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good before.'
'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.' That sounded a bit pathetic and I thought she would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert, perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred. ' OK' I replied.
'I'll bet you do', she said. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!' Unbelievably, I heard myself saying: 'Well, actually I have. In that game, we were down by
six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The opposition kicked the ball deep into our half, where I caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few
defenders, handed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and scored a try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds to full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and ... '
"Ahhh...." she said huskily between clenched teeth and pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her skirt. My fingers were suddenly immersed in what felt like wisps of soft cotton but wet, wet, wet!!!!! She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart *** : Have you ever felt such a c*nt?' 'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'
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