Fao Russ71
16 October 2007, 12:01 PM
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One day a 10 year old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up
beside him.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" the driver said.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy
"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the
driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long
sigh.......
The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."
beside him.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" the driver said.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy
"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the
driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long
sigh.......
The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."
16 October 2007, 02:51 PM
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That would have been funny if I still owned it But I bet Spuddy might like it, he has a nice black VRS.
That was a fab car, more comfort, better build and by far better economy than the scoob, half the insurance and no tracker needed, under the bonnet was smothered in Audi stickers
but mobile Dj business has really taken off so I got a tractor like Rigpig but on a 52plate and having loads of fun with it. (not in it Yan 
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But I bet Spuddy might like it, he has a nice black VRS. That was a fab car, more comfort, better build and by far better economy than the scoob, half the insurance and no tracker needed, under the bonnet was smothered in Audi stickers
but mobile Dj business has really taken off so I got a tractor like Rigpig but on a 52plate and having loads of fun with it. (not in it Yan )
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That would have been funny if I still owned it But I bet Spuddy might like it, he has a nice black VRS.
That was a fab car, more comfort, better build and by far better economy than the scoob, half the insurance and no tracker needed, under the bonnet was smothered in Audi stickers but mobile Dj business has really taken off so I got a tractor like Rigpig but on a 52plate and having loads of fun with it. (not in it Yan )
But I bet Spuddy might like it, he has a nice black VRS. That was a fab car, more comfort, better build and by far better economy than the scoob, half the insurance and no tracker needed, under the bonnet was smothered in Audi stickers
but mobile Dj business has really taken off so I got a tractor like Rigpig but on a 52plate and having loads of fun with it. (not in it Yan )
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Yeah I get board very quickly with cars but I'll stick with this one for a while, use it as a work horse. Plus I dont mind parking outside the pubs and clubs in the suburbs of Cardiff, I was sweating bullets with the banana, it stood out like a sore thumb, it was nice though.
but I'll stick with this one for a while, use it as a work horse. Plus I dont mind parking outside the pubs and clubs in the suburbs of Cardiff, I was sweating bullets with the banana, it stood out like a sore thumb, it was nice though.
Oh I couldnt agree more.