A guy walks into a bar with a sausage-dog under his arm. The dog is
wearing a England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.

The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave."

The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's
broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the
game."

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and that he and the dog
will kick themselves out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and
allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the English receiving the kick-off. They march
down field, get stopped at the 22, and Wilkinson kicks a drop goal.

Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the
bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the
most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."

 

Anyone else sick of hearing about it yet?

 

No... it's a classic

[Edited by Scrappydoo2003 - 11/26/2003 12:06:34 PM]

 

I Love England. Its the greatest country in the world. & they can play better rugby than Wales.

Man I worship these guys. They are like the Gods to me & Twiggy.
Twigster loves the english more than i do. He even had the guts to wear his England shirt in a Welsh Pub. Fair Play, i take my hat off to him.


Come On ENGLAND!!!

 

Reports indicate that one of the England rugby players has tested positive for illegal substances. If this is true then England will have to forfiet the World Cup.

[Carlsberg don't post usually post a message on ScoobyNet but if they did it would be the best message in the world]

 

Dino, I swear by almighty god that I am going to rip your b*stard head off and shove it up your ar*e!!!
Jeez, calling me gay was one thing but that is over the line!!!



(Sing) Always **** on the English side of the bridge, de de, de de de de de de.........

 

hes a brave man twiggs he cant even get away from you in his claped out honda............

 

A wig and a turd walk into a pub.
They go to the bar and ask for 2 pints of lager, the barman looks at them and says 'Im not serving you two'
so the wig asks 'why?'
the barman replies 'because your off your head, and your mates steaming'.

 

Hmmmm.... let me think...... Oh Mr Newport (or Mr wrx wannabe).
Number 1) I would absolutely cream ur snail paced sport and as 4 mr Twig? I can certainly keep up with him as i have proven on many an occasion. So KMA.....In Baa baa language mr newport thats Kiss my A*S!!!