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Old 22 April 2013, 07:47 AM
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Think Dean Martin when you read this....

When you live on a farm
And you bite someone's arm
That's a Suarez

When your forehead is wide
And your teeth are offside
That's a Suarez

When you dive for a pen
Over and over again
That's a Suarez

When your gums are so tight
Like you've strained for a ****e
That's a Suarez
Old 22 April 2013, 08:06 AM
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Try the sports section?
Old 22 April 2013, 08:10 AM
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Old 22 April 2013, 08:16 AM
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its not the first time he has done it, he did it at ajax.
he knows he will get away with it, a token ban from his club and a few games from the fa.

nothing will happen really as he is liverpools best player and one of the best in the premier league despite being a fecking nutter.
Old 22 April 2013, 08:26 AM
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The reaction (or lack of) to this incident sums up all that is wrong in football and why I stopped watching it about 15 years ago.

He should be banned by his club for at least the rest of the season, vilified by Liverpool fans, and investigated for assault, at the bare minimum. Instead he'll get maybe a telling off/one match ban and will be welcomed with open arms at his next game... until he changes clubs of course.

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Old 22 April 2013, 08:48 AM
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Just a ******* animal,and not in a good way

Should been ejected years ago
Old 22 April 2013, 08:50 AM
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That apology was a fake as the day is long
Old 22 April 2013, 10:48 AM
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Great player but bit of a psycho.
Old 22 April 2013, 11:12 AM
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the thing is, hes a good player when hes not doing **** like this.... imo, he should be banned from playing professional football, i know it wont happen as footballers appear to be above the law, but imo thats what should happen....
Old 22 April 2013, 11:29 AM
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I think he will be banned by the club today for the remainder of the season.
I think we can see the FA handing out an official ban for possibly 9 matches, and the possibility of charges from Ivanovic
Old 22 April 2013, 01:20 PM
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I think you will find he knew what he was doing when he decided to take a bite out of someone's arm !!! It's obvious he will be leaving Liverpool , no champions league and after all isn't his agent pepe,s brother !! The ex Barcelona manager !! Also Real Madrid are showing interest !! I think he will get a big ban and a fine then leave at the end if the season !!!
Old 22 April 2013, 02:12 PM
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he bites, he dives, he hates the Jackson 5
Luis Suarez, Luis Suarez!
Old 22 April 2013, 03:29 PM
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Can you imagine if he'd done that to Vinnie Jones!!
Old 22 April 2013, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by dazdavies
Can you imagine if he'd done that to Vinnie Jones!!
Or Roy Keane
Old 22 April 2013, 04:49 PM
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Or Andy Carroll
Old 22 April 2013, 07:43 PM
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or Dennis Wise....Oh wait a minute,Dennis Wise would bite him
Old 22 April 2013, 08:27 PM
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Hes a dirty scouse bas*ard who has got previous for it, Ive played rugby league since being a kid, proper mans game and i can honnestly say ive never witnessed such a cowardly thing.
Old 22 April 2013, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by theboy
Hes a dirty scouse bas*ard who has got previous for it, Ive played rugby league since being a kid, proper mans game and i can honnestly say ive never witnessed such a cowardly thing.
isnt rugby league just a northerners excuse to grope other men in mud??
Old 22 April 2013, 08:39 PM
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Well i guess so, but a little grope is far more polite than biting them
Old 22 April 2013, 08:44 PM
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Luis Suarez hopes to play against Bayern Munich one day, because he'd like to try a shoulder of Lahm
Old 22 April 2013, 08:52 PM
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Being a RL man you're probably aware of John Hopoate' "crouching tiger hidden finger" misdemeanor. I'd prefer to be bitten.

That said he failed to notice he was also disrespecting the 96 whom were being remembered by his club the idiot.
Old 23 April 2013, 08:38 AM
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As a LFC supporter, I will not defend his actions, he should be sold by the club and replaced, no one player is better than the club.

Oddly enough, he scored his goal in the 96th minute.

@ theboy. he's not a Scouser, he's from Uruguay.

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Old 23 April 2013, 02:18 PM
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I thought he was from Uruguay......but I could be wrong
Old 23 April 2013, 02:22 PM
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another case of footballers having more money that brain cells or common sence.

hope he gets a 10 match ban and massive fine.
Old 23 April 2013, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
isnt rugby league just a northerners excuse to grope other men in mud??
Or try to stick their finger up the **** of another player thug
Old 23 April 2013, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Or try to stick their finger up the **** of another player thug
See post 21
Old 23 April 2013, 04:20 PM
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I'd prefer to get bitten too
Old 23 April 2013, 05:22 PM
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He's overpaid, pretencious and a racist tw*t.
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Well, we will find out his fate today.
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4 game ban, 2 weeks wages and muzzled for a season.



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