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Old 28 February 2011, 03:44 PM
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We'll, moving on from the Rooney elbow issue

Here is one very poor specimen of a human being.

Didn't know the .22 rifle was loaded - yeah right.
Why were you pointing it at the lad then you stupid b@stard!

And I see Chelsea are pretty much condoning the incident.
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England footballer, it'll be brushed under the carpet.

Now if my lads had done that.........
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We'll, moving on from the Rooney elbow issue
Didn't realise we had moved on
Old 28 February 2011, 05:21 PM
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.......sorry, didn't know the FA had already decided to take no action for Rooneys attack!
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Originally Posted by pauld37
Didn't realise we had moved on
I have moved on from posting about it on the United thread

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.......sorry, didn't know the FA had already decided to take no action for Rooneys attack!
Rightly or wrongly they cannot do anything because they referee says as far as he is concerned the matter was dealt with there and then.

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One rule for them............
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From what I have seen the weapon he used at the training ground was vastly more impressive than the one he kept in his white boxer shorts the last time he was in the papers for all the wrong reasons.



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I'm not sure if Cole has really grown up yet.What in hell was he doing with a air rifle at training
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What in hell was he doing with a air rifle at training
Shooting practice?.....................I'll get me coat!
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Practicing his shooting
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Bugger beat me to it
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Two numpties
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The bloke is a class A ****, he deserves to be punished like any normal person and shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. i am a keen shooter myself and would never think of aiming a weapon at anyone even if i thought it was not loaded due to the fact i'm not a stupid **** and have been taught that safety comes before having a laugh.
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
From what I have seen the weapon he used at the training ground was vastly more impressive than the one he kept in his white boxer shorts the last time he was in the papers for all the wrong reasons.



Dunno as the pic I saw on the front of a newspaper was an Air Arms S410 or similar so nothing special there either
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Originally Posted by belliott69
The bloke is a class A ****, he deserves to be punished like any normal person and shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. i am a keen shooter myself and would never think of aiming a weapon at anyone even if i thought it was not loaded due to the fact i'm not a stupid **** and have been taught that safety comes before having a laugh.
Lets guess the missing word

Looks like this? cvnt
Old 01 March 2011, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
Dunno as the pic I saw on the front of a newspaper was an Air Arms S410 or similar so nothing special there either
It wasn't the spud gun poor Cheryl had to put up with
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It's important that everyone understands that there is absolutely no truth in the rumour that this isn't the first time that something in Ashley's hand has gone off and ended up lodged in another man's body...
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
It's important that everyone understands that there is absolutely no truth in the rumour that this isn't the first time that something in Ashley's hand has gone off and ended up lodged in another man's body...


tbh i think its time footballers salaries are reduced drasticly, they have gone so high the players think they can get away with anything.

i think fining players x months wages would sort it out, eg player is made to pay 6 months wages to charity

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Old 01 March 2011, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by belliott69
The bloke is a class A ****, he deserves to be punished like any normal person and shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. i am a keen shooter myself and would never think of aiming a weapon at anyone even if i thought it was not loaded due to the fact i'm not a stupid **** and have been taught that safety comes before having a laugh.
Well put.
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Sadly, he will almost certainly escape any proper punishment, whereas the incident WILL be used by the anti-gun lobby as proof of further legislation needed.

The man is a tw@.
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Amusing to hear both the Chelski and MU fans shouting "shoooot" every time he got the ball last night
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He can practice his shooting here


http://www.coleofduty.com/

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Great to see Smalling out and about celebrating after the loss Tuesday
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Is that all you've got Paul ??

Lame

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http://www.skysports.com/story/0,195...793723,00.html

Take that!
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Thanks for that

"Darren has won three Premier League titles, an FA Cup, two League Cups and the UEFA Champions League in his short time here..."

Take that
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Certainly one of the greats
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Originally Posted by pauld37


B@stard, just ruined my weekend with that news
Old 04 March 2011, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii


B@stard, just ruined my weekend with that news
I know he's one of your favourites
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