OK chaps, let's see if I can compose a squad of England sex fiends/cheats.

Goalkeeper: D James
Defenders: M Richards; J Terry; R Ferdinand; A Cole
Midfielders: S Wright-Philips; F Lampard; S Gerrard; A Young
Forwards: J Defoe; W Rooney

Subs: D Beckham; P Crouch; E Heskey; G Agbonlahor

Manager: Sven-Goran Eriksson
Coach: Graham Rix

Not a bad side all things being equal!

 

That wasn't too difficult

 

that's almost our best team

 

Only Hart missing, he must've done something pervy?

 

I don't see how Heskey can be in it, as he has always had problems getting his ***** to go where he wants them to

 

 

They would turn anyone over! Geddit?