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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 12:09 PM
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When play stops at a football match due to injury or something the water bottles get thrown on the pitch. When the players finish drinking they throw them to the side lines.
If you were to lean forward as a bottle was thrown and make sure it accidently hit you would the player be banned from every ground in the country, much the same as a supporter would be if they did the opposite?

If you think it would work I will do my best to make sure Ronaldo hits me tomorrow
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 12:20 PM
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If you think it would work I will do my best to make sure Ronaldo hits me tomorrow
He'd probably hit you with the ball seeing some of his shooting
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
When play stops at a football match due to injury or something the water bottles get thrown on the pitch. When the players finish drinking they throw them to the side lines.
If you were to lean forward as a bottle was thrown and make sure it accidently hit you would the player be banned from every ground in the country, much the same as a supporter would be if they did the opposite?

If you think it would work I will do my best to make sure Ronaldo hits me tomorrow
Wouldn't work

The scottish "jet engine that sometimes stops whining" would insist that YOU took the rap for diving, and YOU'D get the ban

Mind, if someone banned me from OT, I'd not turn a hair

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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
When play stops at a football match due to injury or something the water bottles get thrown on the pitch. When the players finish drinking they throw them to the side lines.
If you were to lean forward as a bottle was thrown and make sure it accidently hit you would the player be banned from every ground in the country, much the same as a supporter would be if they did the opposite?

If you think it would work I will do my best to make sure Ronaldo hits me tomorrow
Give me a wave tomorrow and I'll see if I can get you with a bottle
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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More chance of being hit on the head by a flying boot at Old Trafford
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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Tell me about it, my head still hurts
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 03:18 PM
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David?
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 05:41 PM
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No, you're David.
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 05:44 PM
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
He'd probably hit you with the ball seeing some of his shooting
Yeah, it's terrible.

The second highest goalscorer in the Premiership this season, only behind Drogba, which isn't bad for a midfielder - and the best player in the league thus far.

He'll score tomorrow.

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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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I know but how many shots does the lad have really? You see alot more go over the bar than under it.

FFS G, take a joke
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 07:52 PM
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He just likes kicking
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I know but how many shots does the lad have really? You see alot more go over the bar than under it.

FFS G, take a joke
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He has a better percentage than Rooney and Giggs, shot wise.

My sense of humour needs prompting - slagging off Ronaldo doesn't quite do it.

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Old Jan 27, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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He'll score tomorrow.
I take that back, as he'll not be playing.
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Old Jan 27, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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I love the old stuff
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Old Jan 27, 2007 | 10:12 AM
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I love the old stuff
It's as true today as it was when it first appeared

Of course someone should update it to end with him crying like a girl
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