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09 August 2002, 10:02 AM
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Everyone has a favourite footie song, so here's the thread to list them all......
Sign on
Sign on
With hope in your heart
Cause you'll never work again
You'll never work again....
Sung to drown out the scousers whenever they visit OT
Sign on
Sign on
With hope in your heart
Cause you'll never work again
You'll never work again....
Sung to drown out the scousers whenever they visit OT
09 August 2002, 12:55 PM
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Great song - words very easy to remember (to the tune of "Here we go")
"Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen,
--- Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberde-e-e-en,
--- Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen,
Aberdeeeeeen, Aaabbbberr - deeen.
And
"Willie Miller's ---- Barmy Army" - repeat to fade ....
"Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen,
--- Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberde-e-e-en,
--- Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen,
Aberdeeeeeen, Aaabbbberr - deeen.
And
"Willie Miller's ---- Barmy Army" - repeat to fade ....
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09 August 2002, 03:32 PM
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Quality Seejay I'd forgotten all about that one
Nick have you seen the new away shorts Just like the Admiral ones from the 70's, Black with a red and white stripe on the sides, bring back the white away shirt with three back stripes down the front.
Dave
Nick have you seen the new away shorts Just like the Admiral ones from the 70's, Black with a red and white stripe on the sides, bring back the white away shirt with three back stripes down the front.
Dave
09 August 2002, 03:41 PM
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Don't talk to me about the new kit.....Mine is still awaiting delivery (only a week after it was promised)
Firstly they blamed it on the fact the ball was out of stock (which I ordered at the same time), then the Premiership badges and now they have run out of excuses.....
Still, good things come to those who wait (sometimes!
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Firstly they blamed it on the fact the ball was out of stock (which I ordered at the same time), then the Premiership badges and now they have run out of excuses.....
Still, good things come to those who wait (sometimes!
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09 August 2002, 03:45 PM
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I've just remebered this tune from the start of last season (when we didn't exactly get off to a good start )
Follow, follow, follow,
Cause we're going to intertoto....
)Follow, follow, follow,
Cause we're going to intertoto....
09 August 2002, 08:12 PM
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Stoke City's rendition of "Delilah" is a classic
Villa's best one is **** on the City
They have got a good one which I have forgot!!!
My fave one is the referee's a w@nker, though being myself I should restrain myself
Villa's best one is **** on the City
They have got a good one which I have forgot!!!
My fave one is the referee's a w@nker, though being myself I should restrain myself
11 August 2002, 03:48 AM
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Best one i ever heard
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS.
In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You sh*t on the carpet,you p*ss in the bath,
You finger your Grandma and thinks its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in a accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job cause your to f*cking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums..
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS.
In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You sh*t on the carpet,you p*ss in the bath,
You finger your Grandma and thinks its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in a accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job cause your to f*cking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums..
11 August 2002, 11:02 AM
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Best one has to be the non stop "hello, hello we are the Busby boys", closely followed by the likes of "pride of all europe" and "my old man said be a city fan" (making a very welcome return )
Funniest one at the moment has to be the rewording of "U N I, T E D, united are the team for me" to take into account the pre-season trips spent in Thailand last year and Amsterdam last weekend: "U N I, T E D, uniteds firm have got VD"
Roll on 3:00 pm next saturday!
)Funniest one at the moment has to be the rewording of "U N I, T E D, united are the team for me" to take into account the pre-season trips spent in Thailand last year and Amsterdam last weekend: "U N I, T E D, uniteds firm have got VD"
Roll on 3:00 pm next saturday!
11 August 2002, 01:28 PM
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Vieira, Woah-oh ,
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He gave Giggsy the ball,
And Arsenal won f*** all.
Vieira, Woah-oh ,
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
His favourite card is red,
He sleeps in Wenger's bed.
Vieira, Woah-oh ,
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He missed and f***ed it up,
And Arsenal lost the cup.
Vieira, Woah-oh......
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He gave Giggsy the ball,
And Arsenal won f*** all.
Vieira, Woah-oh ,
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
His favourite card is red,
He sleeps in Wenger's bed.
Vieira, Woah-oh ,
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He missed and f***ed it up,
And Arsenal lost the cup.
Vieira, Woah-oh......
12 August 2002, 09:35 AM
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And who can forget....
They're going up, they're going down
They're going up, they're going down,
City's going up but they're going straight back down, going straight back down, going straight back down,
City's going up but they're going straight back down, going straight back down, going straight back down.
(I'd just love it....!!!!!!!!!!)
They're going up, they're going down
They're going up, they're going down,
City's going up but they're going straight back down, going straight back down, going straight back down,
City's going up but they're going straight back down, going straight back down, going straight back down.
(I'd just love it....!!!!!!!!!!)
12 August 2002, 10:20 AM
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How's about
YOUR JUST A SMALL TOWN NEAR PORTSMOUTH, SMALL TOWN NEAR PORTSMOUTH........
Sung at StMary's (Southampton) it get's a good response from the Saints fans. He He
YOUR JUST A SMALL TOWN NEAR PORTSMOUTH, SMALL TOWN NEAR PORTSMOUTH........
Sung at StMary's (Southampton) it get's a good response from the Saints fans. He He
13 August 2002, 09:57 AM
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Being a long standing Fulham fan & not one who jumped on the bandwagon !
I liked
"DICKS OUT DICKS OUT"
back in the old days when we didnt have a french legend in charge
Poor old Alan Dicks no money to spend & no ****ing idea how to manage a football team
I liked
"DICKS OUT DICKS OUT"
back in the old days when we didnt have a french legend in charge
Poor old Alan Dicks no money to spend & no ****ing idea how to manage a football team
16 August 2002, 01:04 PM
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We had joy, we had fun, we had Derby on the run,
But the joy did not last cos the b******s ran too fast.
(sung to the tune of 'Seasons in the Sun by the Trent End Section L Choir circa early 80s)
And who can forget the all time classics such as
'One nil, one nil (etc)'
'Who ate all the pies'
'Who's the chappie in the black?'
'Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go, ere we go, ere we go ere we goooo' (repeated ad nauseam, ad infinitum)
'Wemberlee, Wemberlee, Well we're all p155ed up an' we're gonna win the cup'
But the joy did not last cos the b******s ran too fast.
(sung to the tune of 'Seasons in the Sun by the Trent End Section L Choir circa early 80s)
And who can forget the all time classics such as
'One nil, one nil (etc)'
'Who ate all the pies'
'Who's the chappie in the black?'
'Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go, ere we go, ere we go ere we goooo' (repeated ad nauseam, ad infinitum)
'Wemberlee, Wemberlee, Well we're all p155ed up an' we're gonna win the cup'
16 August 2002, 02:24 PM
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He's gay, he's bent, his ar$e is up for rent
it's Ian Durrant, it's Ian Durrant.
Richard Gough - Child Molester
Mixu Patalinen - what a f**king signing , la la la la
ah the memories
it's Ian Durrant, it's Ian Durrant.
Richard Gough - Child Molester
Mixu Patalinen - what a f**king signing , la la la la
ah the memories
18 August 2002, 04:49 PM
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good thread, my faves:
(1) shortly after "Rangers keeper is Scitzophrenic (?sp)" story:
Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams...
(2) previously mentioned Durrant:
Who's that crying at Pittodrie, who's that lying on the floor?
Looks like Ian Durrant to me and he f*cked his f*ckin knee
Andy he won't be playing for Scotland any more"
(3) I've never sang it but heard it on "Off the Ball" think it was the East Fife fans, to the Addams family tune:
They come fae near Lochgelly
They're durty and they're smelly
They huvnae got a telly
The Cowden famileeee
(1) shortly after "Rangers keeper is Scitzophrenic (?sp)" story:
Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams...
(2) previously mentioned Durrant:
Who's that crying at Pittodrie, who's that lying on the floor?
Looks like Ian Durrant to me and he f*cked his f*ckin knee
Andy he won't be playing for Scotland any more"
(3) I've never sang it but heard it on "Off the Ball" think it was the East Fife fans, to the Addams family tune:
They come fae near Lochgelly
They're durty and they're smelly
They huvnae got a telly
The Cowden famileeee
19 August 2002, 04:12 PM
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oooohhhhhhh Graham Pole, he's a f**king ar**hole, a f**king ar**hole, oooohhhhhhh Graham Pole......................repeat for at least half the game
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