Women are never happy, you can't win.
Sep 13, 2017 | 04:09 PM
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Women are never happy, you can't win.
Each year when i go to book our holidays the other half says i have no imagination, she basically says we go to the same places all the time, places which she loves i might add. This year she said can't you surprise me for once, lets go somewhere that's different, somewhere that not everyone else chooses to go too and won't be full of tourists and won't be over crowded.
Sep 13, 2017 | 05:35 PM
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From: P1234x
Sep 13, 2017 | 06:18 PM
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Take her to Syria, hopefully she'll get shot, the miserable bitch
Sep 13, 2017 | 06:20 PM
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From: Leicester
Females can be proper screwy......and that's being polite!
The cranks.
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Sep 13, 2017 | 06:53 PM
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The Joshua Tree
ballistic , you can't win with em.
She will have no trouble getting in.They like that sort of thing!!!
Sep 13, 2017 | 07:52 PM
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That woooorks.
Sep 13, 2017 | 10:20 PM
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Could try a naturist break, not many people, somewhere different (i assume?) and she wont need to buy a new wardrobe of clothes
Sep 13, 2017 | 10:50 PM
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From: The hell where youth and laughter go
Is she called Kim by any chance?
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Sep 14, 2017 | 03:49 AM
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From: Leicester
Ri, more like. (Kim Jong-un's wife).
Sep 15, 2017 | 10:08 PM
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Don't know why girls think blindingly white teeth and an orange hue is attractive. Never mentioned it to any of them though!
Sep 15, 2017 | 10:29 PM
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From: The hell where youth and laughter go
...Nor would I say that their duck face pout looks like a cat's arsehole!
Sep 15, 2017 | 11:16 PM
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...Nor would I say that their duck face pout looks like a cat's arsehole!
Good observation
Sep 16, 2017 | 02:43 PM
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...Nor would I say that their duck face pout looks like a cat's arsehole!
Duck faces look like they have Botox'd lips........on top of their already Botox'd lips!
Sep 18, 2017 | 04:17 PM
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You boys need to ditch your ladies and go back to w@nking - each other
Sep 18, 2017 | 10:27 PM
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Sep 19, 2017 | 07:35 AM
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From: P1234x
You men need to ditch your bitches and go back to w@nking much more satisfying
Sep 19, 2017 | 04:25 PM
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From: Ayrshire
A friend of mine says he's been getting on great with his wife this past week. Not one single argument.
Sep 19, 2017 | 06:44 PM
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Why have women got two sets of lips...........
Sep 19, 2017 | 09:15 PM
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Why is a woman like a washing machine..........
Sep 19, 2017 | 09:54 PM
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I have had 10 very happy years with my wife but it`s just a pity that we have been married 40 years.
Sep 20, 2017 | 07:40 AM
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johned
I have had 10 very happy years with my wife but it`s just a pity that we have been married 40 years.
Mmm.... 10years beginning or near the end
Sep 20, 2017 | 09:04 AM
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ZANY
Mmm.... 10years beginning or near the end
That will be when he's asleep
Because sleep is the only thing that you get in the bedroom once you've married
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Sep 20, 2017 | 12:16 PM
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My wife is so lazy.
Sep 20, 2017 | 05:28 PM
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That will be when he's asleep
Because sleep is the only thing that you get in the bedroom once you've married
I know a man who does cheap viagra
Sep 20, 2017 | 06:53 PM
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From: Chester (Tumbleweed City!)
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ZANY
I know a man who does cheap viagra
cheap viagra, keeps you up all night for the wrong reasons.
Making love with the wife is a bit of a lottery, you have to be in IT to win it. Unfortunately, like the euro millions the odds are stacked against me
Sep 20, 2017 | 08:55 PM
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The Joshua Tree
... She said "where then" ? I said North Korea, it's full of history, it won't be full of tourists like she wanted and it's somewhere different like she wanted.
You'd better get her out there pretty quick 'cos I've just heard some guy from the USA is planning to flatten the place.
Oct 14, 2017 | 06:51 PM
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From: Leicester
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From: P1234x
What a loser
Oct 15, 2017 | 11:33 AM
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Women are never happy, you can't win.
That woooorks.
