Caught speeding!!!!!!!
25 April 2004, 06:23 PM
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Caught speeding!!!!!!!
While I was driving down the A90 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied,
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00
Court costs: £45.00
Look on copper's face ... Priceless.........
p.s. not really caught speeding but thought this was pretty funny.
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The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied,
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00
Court costs: £45.00
Look on copper's face ... Priceless.........
p.s. not really caught speeding but thought this was pretty funny.
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25 April 2004, 06:43 PM
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Good and funny story m8....but at the end of the day you shouldn't take the **** out of the coppers when they stop you,it only makes things worse.
How many points did you get?
How many points did you get?
at wee davie
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New to Scoob...Where is it you used to stay? I live on farm in Glenisla about 11 miles from The town of Alyth Is that the same Glenisla that you stayed in? if so I should know you.
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