Craig Mac21

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable scousers.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over
every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in
under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the
vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed
and a quick shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower

Sorry Folks could not resist



Craig Mac

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