Pussy wagon
17 September 2013, 10:18 PM
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Q: Hi, I'm interested in the car but just have one question to ask. Just how much ***** have you had from the pussywagon?! Only I'm in need of some fresh ***** and if this is guaranteed to get it then I will make sure I win the auction!
A: Hi Jondogg69 Unfortunately I lost track of exactly how much during my first week with the car, but I can confirm I crushed bare *****. As long as you haven't got a mustache or anything weird like that then I can almost guarantee that before you know it you will be stuffing more birds than Bernard Matthews. Kind Regards Ben
A: Hi Jondogg69 Unfortunately I lost track of exactly how much during my first week with the car, but I can confirm I crushed bare *****. As long as you haven't got a mustache or anything weird like that then I can almost guarantee that before you know it you will be stuffing more birds than Bernard Matthews. Kind Regards Ben
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18 September 2013, 12:35 PM
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Should the car make a reasonable amount I am willing to include 12 Trojan and a large pack of baby wipes which should be enough see you home.
18 September 2013, 08:47 PM
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this reply is pure class
Q: Hi I am very interested in your car but I am a little worried about the effect it may have on my lifestyle as I am female! Has the car ever been driven by a woman before? Is it going to allow me to attact men, women, both, or will it simply cause some sort of ***** paradox that will destroy the world? Can the poles of the ***** magnet be reversed if I were to drive it to say Hebden Bridge? Oh and also is it front or rear wheel drive please? I only ask because my mechanic friend tells me most guys who drive this sort of car actually prefer the feeling of being pushed from the rear rather than pulled from the front. Am I likely to enjoy this sensation? All the best Sadie 18-Sep-13
A: Hi Sadie Judging by the lack of curbing to the alloy wheels and the general health of the clutch / gearbox I don't think the car has been driven by a woman before. I'm unsure as to the effects it may have on men but I imagine the main issue you will be faced whilst attempting to drive the pussywagon will be sliding around on the leather interior whilst stewing in your own juices. The car is indeed rear wheel drive. I'm surprised and slightly saddened that you haven't experienced being pushed from the rear before. If this is something you feel you would like to experience then please get in touch. Kind Regards Ben
Q: Hi I am very interested in your car but I am a little worried about the effect it may have on my lifestyle as I am female! Has the car ever been driven by a woman before? Is it going to allow me to attact men, women, both, or will it simply cause some sort of ***** paradox that will destroy the world? Can the poles of the ***** magnet be reversed if I were to drive it to say Hebden Bridge? Oh and also is it front or rear wheel drive please? I only ask because my mechanic friend tells me most guys who drive this sort of car actually prefer the feeling of being pushed from the rear rather than pulled from the front. Am I likely to enjoy this sensation? All the best Sadie 18-Sep-13
A: Hi Sadie Judging by the lack of curbing to the alloy wheels and the general health of the clutch / gearbox I don't think the car has been driven by a woman before. I'm unsure as to the effects it may have on men but I imagine the main issue you will be faced whilst attempting to drive the pussywagon will be sliding around on the leather interior whilst stewing in your own juices. The car is indeed rear wheel drive. I'm surprised and slightly saddened that you haven't experienced being pushed from the rear before. If this is something you feel you would like to experience then please get in touch. Kind Regards Ben
18 September 2013, 09:51 PM
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I am wetting myself at this guy he is the man and fair play the question askers
I can see this getting onto Russell Howards good news or something like that lmfao
I can see this getting onto Russell Howards good news or something like that lmfao
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