So I spend the last 3 days detango'ing, de-badging the boot, de-badging the grill, snow foaming, washing, claying, polishing blah blah blah. She was looking spankin!

The sun comes out so I go for a blast when I'm finished like you do. Show off your hard work.

Not 10 minutes down the road and I hit a steaming pile of horse **** at 60mph!!!

Obliterated it! The wife was in hysterics! I was not so much! It went everywhere, all over the windscreen, the lot!

No doubt it will put a smile on your face so thought I would share it

 

Nasty. Looks like that foam need to come out again, have you tried the auto finesse avalanche one? Best I found, wax and seleant safe too

 

Looks like the **** hit the fan

 

Looks like you hit the horse!

 

I'll give that 6 out of 10 stars for effort.

 

I guess its 1-1 humans vs horses since you probably had some horse in your freezer.

 

you missed a bit!!!!!!!

 

i had an argument with some bitch on a horse once,i told her that they shouldnt be allowed on the road to which she replied-they were here before us so there

i replied-oh thats ok then,so you you would be happy for a t-rex to be stomping up and down the road,dumping everywhere and generally being a stuck up ****-its ok they were here before us

gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

lol I feel your pain!! gave mine a good clean over the weekend went out with the misses for some grub came back to the car and a seagul had pooped all over it!!! I was fuming and shes there having a right good old giggle.

$hit happens though lol

 

Sorry mate but

**** happens !

 

Haha raging ....

The front of you car looks like it is touching the ground??

 

Op sorry pal, but where did you get the front grill from? Cheers.

Oh, about the horse poo thing. .... Tough S***! :-D

 

I can see the funny side but I was pretty pi$$ed off!

Was too embarrassed to wash it again already. Having just spent 3 days on it! My neighbours would think I am insane

She does sit dam low. Has caused me a few problems here and there. Nothing too bad tho.

Irondrew- grill is the original. Just got a hacksaw and cut the badge mount off. 5 minute job start to finish. Pop the grill off-unclip the mesh-saw out the badge mount-clip mesh back on-clip grill back on car. Just need to get a dremmel and file it down flush. You can just make out in the picture where it was.

 

That is a lot of ****

 

I feel your pain! Thats exactly the sort of thing that would happen to me, I hate washing cars at the best of times then when I do spend a few hours on it getting it looking really nice something like that would happen!

 

The expression of your magic tree freshener hanging from the rear view mirror sums it up! My wife would have pissed herself crying too. With me, its normally some seagull with bowel problems that ****s over the car just as its finished.

 

Top lad cheers. Might give it a go today.

 

haha gutted mate! Theres loads of horsey people round here and they never wear hi-vis and are always in the middle of the road leaving steaming pies everywhere!