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Old 24 January 2013, 03:10 PM
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I'm sick of all the double standards these days: my missus orders a 'Rampant Rabbit with Attachments' and she's seen as a 'naughty fun girl with a special new toy', but when I order a '240 volt Deluxe Fistmaster 5000 Latex Revolving ***** with Realistic Elasticated Anus, Imitation Poo Dribble and Semen Collection Tray, complete with built-in Sadistic Seduction Sound System then that automatically brands me as some sort of Pervert!
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Old 24 January 2013, 03:47 PM
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warning, account hack alert!!! lol
Old 24 January 2013, 04:19 PM
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Old 24 January 2013, 09:14 PM
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Never mind account attack I think I'm avin a heart attack
Old 24 January 2013, 10:15 PM
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LMFAO
Old 24 January 2013, 10:49 PM
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How true haha
Old 24 January 2013, 11:27 PM
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elasticated anus haha
Old 25 January 2013, 10:23 AM
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:l ol1:
Old 25 January 2013, 10:28 AM
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So true.... our lass watches One born every minute... but when im watching hard core ****... Oh no... thats not the same.....
Old 25 January 2013, 01:19 PM
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So So true!!!!
Old 25 January 2013, 01:26 PM
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Just as a matter of interest did you buy that on Ebay??
Old 25 January 2013, 01:36 PM
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Old 25 January 2013, 06:56 PM
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www.fleshlight.com is the closest u can get to SLAB's new toy
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You funny thucker!
Old 26 January 2013, 02:13 PM
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semen catch tray
Old 26 January 2013, 02:29 PM
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Car jacking? Anyone do it on a motorway in the dark ?
Old 26 January 2013, 02:58 PM
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I so want one!
Old 26 January 2013, 03:07 PM
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You bloody nutcase,,,,,,,,,
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