Double standards
 

I'm sick of all the double standards these days: my missus orders a 'Rampant Rabbit with Attachments' and she's seen as a 'naughty fun girl with a special new toy', but when I order a '240 volt Deluxe Fistmaster 5000 Latex Revolving Pussy with Realistic Elasticated Anus, Imitation Poo Dribble and Semen Collection Tray, complete with built-in Sadistic Seduction Sound System then that automatically brands me as some sort of Pervert!

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warning, account hack alert!!! lol

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Never mind account attack I think I'm avin a heart attack :)

LMFAO

How true haha

elasticated anus haha

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So true.... our lass watches One born every minute... but when im watching hard core porn... Oh no... thats not the same.....

So So true!!!!

Just as a matter of interest did you buy that on Ebay??:norty:

link?

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www.fleshlight.com is the closest u can get to SLAB's new toy :lol1:

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You funny thucker!

semen catch tray :lol::lol::lol:

Car jacking? Anyone do it on a motorway in the dark ?

I so want one!

You bloody nutcase,,,,,,,,,:lol1: