how true is this
21 January 2013, 10:50 PM
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how true is this
At first I thought this was funny....Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ***.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ***.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
22 January 2013, 07:41 AM
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Why do you think some MP's want to make certain illegal drugs legal? It's not to give the people a break, It's because they want to tax you on something else as well!
But the best thing to do is deal with it... We are just a number.
But the best thing to do is deal with it... We are just a number.
22 January 2013, 10:24 AM
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Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
22 January 2013, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Jazzy_Jefferson
You reckon?
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22 January 2013, 11:19 AM
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Society has changed tenfold over the last 20 years, let alone the last 100. Which is why I asked if one was really comparing things to 100 years ago, as its completely different now.
For example, the OP complains that there is airline tax nowadays... well yes... there weren't any airlines 100 years (well ok first one was in 1909 I think?) ago. Whether its right or wrong is a different conversation, but the OP is flawed.
Things have changed massively in the last 100 years
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22 January 2013, 12:40 PM
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You are right about technological progress. But sadly this thread is nothing to do with that.
Society has changed tenfold over the last 20 years, let alone the last 100. Which is why I asked if one was really comparing things to 100 years ago, as its completely different now.
For example, the OP complains that there is airline tax nowadays... well yes... there weren't any airlines 100 years (well ok first one was in 1909 I think?) ago. Whether its right or wrong is a different conversation, but the OP is flawed.
Things have changed massively in the last 100 years
Society has changed tenfold over the last 20 years, let alone the last 100. Which is why I asked if one was really comparing things to 100 years ago, as its completely different now.
For example, the OP complains that there is airline tax nowadays... well yes... there weren't any airlines 100 years (well ok first one was in 1909 I think?) ago. Whether its right or wrong is a different conversation, but the OP is flawed.
Things have changed massively in the last 100 years
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22 January 2013, 01:47 PM
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The best thing about 100 years ago is that you didn't have to worry about people posting in the wrong section.
22 January 2013, 06:23 PM
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its in general, sorry i didn't know there was a section called. how many new ways our leaders have found to shaft us over, i was just listing all the new ways they have found,over the years and forgot to mention most of the tax laws mentioned are avoided by the rich and important
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