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Old 09 July 2012, 09:31 PM
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Default Another ebay beauty with a lump of cement to hold the fogs in place!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-SUBAR...ht_2777wt_1076



Where do I start!!
I wonder if Throtal sensors come in honey & lemon flavour from Boots?

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Old 09 July 2012, 09:34 PM
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Lightpod!
Old 09 July 2012, 09:34 PM
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I thought this was going to be one of your bodged repairs mate

She is a beaut mind, looks like Wimpy's old wagon, maybe the fog surround just melted with his smokin' engine
Old 09 July 2012, 09:37 PM
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That lighting pod looks like it's been made out of plasticscene.
Old 09 July 2012, 09:42 PM
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Those lights are f*****g hilarius, maybe him and the missus were having a 'Ghost' moment and that was the result

wouldnt like them to come off towards the windscreen at 70mph tho...
Old 09 July 2012, 09:43 PM
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I've got a wicked idea, i'll paint all protruding parts of my car banana yellow, and then i'll melt a dalek and glue it to my bonnet.
Old 09 July 2012, 09:48 PM
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jeeeezus fcukin christ,,,,,,
Old 09 July 2012, 09:50 PM
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What's a garden feature doing on the bonnet???pmsl .....
Old 09 July 2012, 10:06 PM
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Complete and utter vomit. What on earth was he thinking.
Old 09 July 2012, 10:07 PM
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Surely ...... You can't see any road infront of you with that garden feature lamp array , it gotta be a MOT fail !!!!
Old 09 July 2012, 10:17 PM
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Wtf "front lowered with spring clamps" ????????
Old 09 July 2012, 10:21 PM
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I think its a large b and q type solar rock light
Old 09 July 2012, 10:22 PM
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Sponsored by Blue Circle Cement ..........
Old 09 July 2012, 10:31 PM
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How do these retards get dressed in the morning, my goldfish has more brain cells!!
Old 09 July 2012, 10:33 PM
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Another quality stickered up chav chariot.
Old 09 July 2012, 10:34 PM
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"Reason for sale is me owns four cars now"

Who's selling this Ali G?
Old 09 July 2012, 10:37 PM
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Reading the whole advert has got me in stitches again!!! Lol
Old 09 July 2012, 10:39 PM
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come on now fellas stop taking the p1ss that truly is a one of a kind car..............................hopefully
Old 09 July 2012, 10:47 PM
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Surely that has more stickers than bhp?

And it looks like he's crashed into my neighbours fish pond water feature
Old 09 July 2012, 10:50 PM
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Its even got drugs stashed in the rear bumper according to the description lol
Old 09 July 2012, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rickya
Reading the whole advert has got me in stitches again!!! Lol
+1 especially the end ...........
Old 09 July 2012, 10:57 PM
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"LOLs"


Old 09 July 2012, 11:24 PM
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Hahahahahaha.............hahahahahahahaha....(brea ther)......... Hahahahaha. defo one of those solar lights from b&q. they dont work cuz he hasnt pulled the tab out of the bottom hahaha lols!!!!
Old 09 July 2012, 11:24 PM
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OMG. I wish i hadn't seen that just before going to bed.
Old 09 July 2012, 11:28 PM
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"THIS CAR WILL FLY THROUGH ITS NEXT MOT WITH NO PROBLEMS"
I think the trouble starts if it stops long enough for the inspector to actually see it?
Old 09 July 2012, 11:34 PM
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LOL! Best one to date.
Old 09 July 2012, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbo Tone
"Reason for sale is me owns four cars now"

Who's selling this Ali G?
Would'nt you just love to see the other 3?
I'll bet Colin Mcrae would be chuffed as **** to see his name on the back of that
I have just read it again & someone actually nicked this car (words fail me)

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Old 09 July 2012, 11:53 PM
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Wow that's a funny advert. Lol
Old 10 July 2012, 12:05 AM
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I bet whoever nicked barry's car, returned it next day! No wonder it's not recoded
Old 10 July 2012, 12:06 AM
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What a fooking mong
Reckon you could take 2 lights out and have a hornby train set running through that
mountain.


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