SLAB

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I was sent to prison and I said to my cell mate "I won't be in here long." - He replied, "But the judge gave you six years." "Yeah I know, but my wife will break me out, she's never let me finish a bloody sentence yet"!

joz8968

iTrader: (13)

Very droll.

Carlh

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said,
"Do you see that couple?
How devoted they are?
He kisses her every time they meet.
Why don't you do that?"

"I would love to", replied the husband."But I don't know her well enough."