I am a Jedi !!!!!
09 April 2001, 08:16 PM
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Just got the Census through tonight, and sure enough I am now a devout Jedi Knight, according to the religion section. 
Some things are just worth doing for a laugh, hope they dont arrest me
DW
Some things are just worth doing for a laugh, hope they dont arrest me
DW
09 April 2001, 08:37 PM
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Oh no, not another one of my posts going to muppetdom.........please, help me Obi Wan Kenobi
Wonder how many folk have done it then? It took some convincing with the missus that all the Scoobynetters were doing it
Wonder how many folk have done it then? It took some convincing with the missus that all the Scoobynetters were doing it
09 April 2001, 08:39 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dream Weaver:
<B>Oh no, not another one of my posts going to muppetdom.........please, help me Obi Wan Kenobi
Wonder how many folk have done it then? It took some convincing with the missus that all the Scoobynetters were doing it[/quote]
ALL the Scoobynetters .... speak for yourself m8 ... some of us have a life you know
<B>Oh no, not another one of my posts going to muppetdom.........please, help me Obi Wan Kenobi
Wonder how many folk have done it then? It took some convincing with the missus that all the Scoobynetters were doing it
[/quote]ALL the Scoobynetters .... speak for yourself m8 ... some of us have a life you know
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09 April 2001, 10:23 PM
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Can we be totally clear on the actual religion entered on the form - is it just "Jedi" or the full "Jedi Knight". We don't want two new religions appearing do we?!?!
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09 April 2001, 10:55 PM
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LOL
You know you love us though Rebecca
Just convinced the brother-in-law to do the same
He read the small print to me about being fined for giving false information and I was worried until he read the next bit - "This liability does not cover question 10 about religion" Yeehaa
Come on all
To stop any confusion our religion is just "Jedi", and as Fosters says we are therefore "Jedi Knights".
You know you love us though Rebecca
Just convinced the brother-in-law to do the same
He read the small print to me about being fined for giving false information and I was worried until he read the next bit - "This liability does not cover question 10 about religion" Yeehaa
Come on all
To stop any confusion our religion is just "Jedi", and as Fosters says we are therefore "Jedi Knights".
09 April 2001, 10:57 PM
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I am going to become Jedi...
Haven't had the census form yet, but is it true there's no box to tick for Welsh geezers? You can tick 'Scot', 'Asian' or 'Irish' though I heard...
Haven't had the census form yet, but is it true there's no box to tick for Welsh geezers? You can tick 'Scot', 'Asian' or 'Irish' though I heard...
09 April 2001, 11:01 PM
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Done my duty and forwarded the email around the office. My dad and I will be filling in the form and He will pass around the email at his place. Anything to throw a spanner in the works.....
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10 April 2001, 07:48 AM
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On the subject of Jedi's
I was out the other night for a chinese and on the table next to me was "Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi" They tucked into a large chinese banquet and Obi Wan was finished long before Luke. He said "Hurry up Luke, we don't have much time" Luke replied "It's these chopsticks, I can't use them properly" to which Obi Wan replied "Use the Forks Luke, Use the Forks"
Sorry couldn't resist it.
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I was out the other night for a chinese and on the table next to me was "Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi" They tucked into a large chinese banquet and Obi Wan was finished long before Luke. He said "Hurry up Luke, we don't have much time" Luke replied "It's these chopsticks, I can't use them properly" to which Obi Wan replied "Use the Forks Luke, Use the Forks"
Sorry couldn't resist it.
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10 April 2001, 10:22 AM
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RonaldoH,
This liability does not cover question 10 about religion.
Can you imagine the outcry if the government tried to fine you because they thought your religion was made up (Surely they ALL are ).
This liability does not cover question 10 about religion.
Can you imagine the outcry if the government tried to fine you because they thought your religion was made up (Surely they ALL are
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10 April 2001, 10:30 AM
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I got this via email - everyone needs to write "Jedi" as the religion!!!
_____________________________________________
I don't like chain letters but this you have to admit this is a pretty good
idea....
As some of you may know there is a census coming around on August the 7th
If there are enough people who put down a religion that isn't mentioned on
the census form, it becomes a fully recognised and legal religion. It
usually takes about 10,000 people to nominate the same religion.
It is for this reason that it has been suggested that anyone who does not
have a dominant religion to put "Jedi" as their religion.
Send this on to all your friends and tell them to put down "Jedi" on their
census form. And remember ......If you are a member of the Jedi religion
then you are by default a 'Jedi Knight'.
So if this has been your dream since you were 4 years old....
Do it because you love Star Wars, If not........... then just do it to annoy
people.
"May the Force be with you!"
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Jza
_____________________________________________
I don't like chain letters but this you have to admit this is a pretty good
idea....
As some of you may know there is a census coming around on August the 7th
If there are enough people who put down a religion that isn't mentioned on
the census form, it becomes a fully recognised and legal religion. It
usually takes about 10,000 people to nominate the same religion.
It is for this reason that it has been suggested that anyone who does not
have a dominant religion to put "Jedi" as their religion.
Send this on to all your friends and tell them to put down "Jedi" on their
census form. And remember ......If you are a member of the Jedi religion
then you are by default a 'Jedi Knight'.
So if this has been your dream since you were 4 years old....
Do it because you love Star Wars, If not........... then just do it to annoy
people.
"May the Force be with you!"
_____________________________________________
Jza
10 April 2001, 10:39 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Luke:
<B>We need some type of "CHURCH/TEMPLE.......!!!
Luke Skywalker[/quote]
Luke,
The force is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
Need that temple , we will not,
For my ally is the force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter. You must feel the force around you. Here, between you...me...the tree..the rock...everywhere! Yes even between the land and the scoob!
<B>We need some type of "CHURCH/TEMPLE.......!!!
Luke Skywalker[/quote]
Luke,
The force is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
Need that temple , we will not,
For my ally is the force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter. You must feel the force around you. Here, between you...me...the tree..the rock...everywhere! Yes even between the land and the scoob!
10 April 2001, 06:53 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by RonaldoH:
<B>There are fines of up to £1000.00 for messing about on the forms!
Regards
Annakin[/quote]
I can't wait to see the news headlines if "Der Administration" decide to prosecute.
"The Sun Says ..." <insert you own thoughts>
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<B>There are fines of up to £1000.00 for messing about on the forms!
Regards
Annakin[/quote]
I can't wait to see the news headlines if "Der Administration" decide to prosecute.
"The Sun Says ..." <insert you own thoughts>
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