The “I'm defecating thread”
15 March 2012, 02:01 PM
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The irony of this post & your username
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15 March 2012, 02:05 PM
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Yep!
15 March 2012, 02:08 PM
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I'm busting for a **** right now but stuck at work and no toilets....
15 March 2012, 02:11 PM
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I'm busting for a **** right now but stuck at work and no toilets....
Nothing like leaving one of King Kong's fingers floating in the pan...
15 March 2012, 02:16 PM
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I'm busting for a **** right now but stuck at work and no toilets....
No toilets at work? Lol.
15 March 2012, 02:18 PM
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No toilets at work? Lol.
Work on the roads buddy, only toilet we get is a bucket in the back of the van.
15 March 2012, 02:22 PM
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Work on the roads buddy, only toilet we get is a bucket in the back of the van.
Ahh makes more sense. Was thinking, strange office you have
15 March 2012, 03:02 PM
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Oooh, glad I spotted this thread, I knew forgot to do something this morning,
15 March 2012, 03:30 PM
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Hahahaha. Brilliant, best comment yet!
15 March 2012, 03:36 PM
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This thread is all the inspiration i need to go release a chocolate hostage!
15 March 2012, 03:50 PM
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I'm squeezing one out right now, nothin worse than gettin splashed on the **** with cold toilet water
15 March 2012, 03:54 PM
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15 March 2012, 04:23 PM
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She's not gonna be pleased.....
15 March 2012, 04:28 PM
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Good god Matty that's bad
on the beer last night ?
15 March 2012, 04:30 PM
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I'd take a guess at Newcastle Brown Ale.
15 March 2012, 04:31 PM
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I think I can see a bit of chicken tikka in there so must be last nights dinner.
15 March 2012, 06:28 PM
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Lol. Great minds think alike Ali. Or fools seldom differ!
15 March 2012, 08:29 PM
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Anyone ever looked on here
http://www.ratemypoo.eu/
Good for a laugh
15 March 2012, 08:31 PM
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16 March 2012, 07:58 AM
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Are any of you poo enthusiasts familiar with the art of 'upper decking'??
Hours of fun to be had
16 March 2012, 08:06 AM
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16 March 2012, 08:29 AM
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I'm sure there's a special section on here where you can post
'crap' like this.
16 March 2012, 05:07 PM
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If anyone listens to sick and wrong podcast they may know the phrase (well worth a listen if you have a warped sense of humour).
Upper decking is the act of depositing your load directly into the cistern, thus when the victim flushes it unleashes a foul torrent of brown stinking water. One best reserved for enemies and evo drivers
16 March 2012, 05:15 PM
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Remind me not to invite you to my house! Lol Niiiiiiiiice.
16 March 2012, 05:17 PM
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Nothing like leaving one of King Kong's fingers floating in the pan...
Matt that is hangin ewwwwwww! Nearly threw up
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nothing pleases me more than stinking the house out,,
then being told to spray the air freshner that i never do lol
16 March 2012, 09:14 PM
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This thread is going down the pan
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15 March 2012, 02:01 PM
The “I'm defecating thread”
