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Old 01 June 2011, 08:02 PM
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hoovering out the boot minding my own business this evening when i thought to myself....ohh since i bought the car ive never checked if it had a jack or not so i opened the little cubby hole at the side and low and behold theres a jack.. yipee.. but not only was there a jack, there were 2 sealed condoms and what can only be described as a triangular shaped butt plug wrapped in kitchen roll. i sooooo feel sick

the interior is getting one almighty clean this weekend!!

NOT HAPPY
Old 01 June 2011, 08:04 PM
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thanks, thats coffee all over my laptop.

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PMSL !!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha epic
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pics please
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
hoovering out the boot minding my own business this evening when i thought to myself....ohh since i bought the car ive never checked if it had a jack or not so i opened the little cubby hole at the side and low and behold theres a jack.. yipee.. but not only was there a jack, there were 2 sealed condoms and what can only be described as a triangular shaped butt plug wrapped in kitchen roll. i sooooo feel sick

the interior is getting one almighty clean this weekend!!

NOT HAPPY
rob you havnt been frequenting with them fight club gayers have you
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funnily enough i wasnt laughing, my cars either been a regular at the ******* sites or some sort of japaneese love boat
Old 01 June 2011, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
hoovering out the boot minding my own business this evening when i thought to myself....ohh since i bought the car ive never checked if it had a jack or not so i opened the little cubby hole at the side and low and behold theres a jack.. yipee.. but not only was there a jack, there were 2 sealed condoms and what can only be described as a triangular shaped butt plug wrapped in kitchen roll. i sooooo feel sick

the interior is getting one almighty clean this weekend!!

NOT HAPPY



Was it rubber gloves, tongs to remove them and then a long shower to wash the image away

Didn't buy your ra from a certain ex-wham member did you

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lol ******* gear stowed away in the boot, classic
Old 01 June 2011, 08:09 PM
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lol. just as well u found it, would have been to many questions if the mrs found them lol
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Originally Posted by stuart69



pics please
you can have some pics by all means, but you can come round and take them. infact ill send you the items in the post
Old 01 June 2011, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
lol ******* gear stowed away in the boot, classic
That's coffee all over my IPad.trajectory appears to be from the nose.

Danny.
Old 01 June 2011, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by nick172sport
rob you havnt been frequenting with them fight club gayers have you
Sounds like he has your old car! I suggest he has a look under the drives seat to see if there are any copies of "Chicks with D1cks"with the pages stuck together and a gimp mask and some incontinence pants under the passenger seat just to confirm it is nicks old mota.
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Originally Posted by martin850


Was it rubber gloves, tongs to remove them and then a long shower to wash the image away

Didn't buy your ra from a certain ex-wham member did you
not an ex wham member no...but a member on here
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
you can have some pics by all means, but you can come round and take them. infact ill send you the items in the post

quality rob
Old 01 June 2011, 08:12 PM
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Didnt you buy it off here

Get some pics up ....could of been worse could of had used condoms in there


Ps is the but plug clean and does it smell
Old 01 June 2011, 08:13 PM
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...notes that the search function of the site is now overloaded with people looking for past For Sale threads....
Old 01 June 2011, 08:13 PM
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Ewwwww,
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Originally Posted by zs_phil
Didnt you buy it off here

Get some pics up ....could of been worse could of had used condoms in there


Ps is the but plug clean and does it smell

Why would anyone ask this question?????
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Originally Posted by zs_phil

Ps is the but plug clean and does it smell
Now i feel quite sick...
Old 01 June 2011, 08:16 PM
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Rob what your Reg No, i will see if it has any markers against it.
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Originally Posted by The Zohan
Now i feel quite sick...
thought kots was white
Old 01 June 2011, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by EH52WRX
Rob what your Reg No, i will see if it has any markers against it.

or possibly stains....
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
hoovering out the boot minding my own business this evening when i thought to myself....ohh since i bought the car ive never checked if it had a jack or not so i opened the little cubby hole at the side and low and behold theres a jack.. yipee.. but not only was there a jack, there were 2 sealed condoms and what can only be described as a triangular shaped butt plug wrapped in kitchen roll. i sooooo feel sick

the interior is getting one almighty clean this weekend!!

NOT HAPPY

Really lol.
I did the very same last week and in that very same place there was about 20 sealed peanut flavour condoms. no butt plug tho

Hmm makes you think what are those japs up to??
Old 01 June 2011, 08:29 PM
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How much do you want for the plug ??
Old 01 June 2011, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
not an ex wham member no...but a member on here
name and shame the durty ho bag
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Its not crack is it
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what was it you found it raped up started to un rap it "what could this be?" "oh dear lord!!!!"

just as your wife comes out lol
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Originally Posted by MattyB1983
How much do you want for the plug ??
Old 01 June 2011, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by tony_xs
what was it you found it raped up started to un rap it "what could this be?" "oh dear lord!!!!"

just as your wife comes out lol
I'm never one for pointing out spelling mistakes - but given that we're talking about a butt plug and THAT mistake is made!

(sorry Tony - couldn't resist!)


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